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Lord of the Lobsters

About Me

I am a superhero with amazing powers, the richest man in the world, the most celebrated doctor ever, psychic, considered to be a God by the natives on a small island in the South Pacific, the owner of the Moon, and a slightly-better-than-average backgammon player. I am also kinda hungry for a bagel right now...BUT THAT COULD CHANGE AT ANY MOMENT!! That is how hectic, adventurous, and unpredictable my awesome life is!! P.S. Here are the pieces of my musical heart...

My Blog

Green Lemons Ending

I do hope that anyone that is concerned with the situation reads this, as it should set anything at ease. I do not wish to make this anymore complicated then it is so I will keep it simple. As ma...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:53:00 GMT

Where did I go?!?!

I have disapparated into the wild beyond that they call the Caribbean.  I can only hope that you all have not forgotten me.   My daily routine is to wake up and chug a 2 ltr of Mountain Dew,...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:16:00 GMT

Roller Coasters and Sushi

Are there any other humans out there that have been introduced to the ectasy that is Sushi and Busch Gardens?  I'm talkin Hamachi Nigiri and The Freakin Shiekra (a roller coaster with an immediat...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 19:20:00 GMT

Surface Attraction

So since I guess some of you are listening, and since I am drunk, I will ask the question that plagues the masses of our time.  Is it truly possible for one to love another wholy when that perso...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 02:30:00 GMT

Is there any one there?

Is any one subscribed to this?  Should I be doing something on here or what?
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 00:40:00 GMT