FREE Anti Politics Parody Book
In its core the book suggests ideas on how to boost the morale, the travel Industry and the entire economy during times of crises.
It is dedicated to the owners and employees of ALL the Travel and Entertainment related businesses.
Testimonials
President Bush: It was very stupid of Eytan to dedicate so much effort in order to help the travel industry. When I asked the people to do their 100% I did NOT mean all at the same time. I meant 11% between 2-4 PM, 17% between 4-7PM, 9% between 7-8 PM, 21% between 8-10 PM and 12% between 10-11 PM.
How do you think I give 110% effort?
Vice President Chaney: Very Stupid Book! This is not the time to help taxi and bus drivers, flight attendants, waitresses and employees of gift shops when so many CEOs are struggling to live luxury lives and some cannot even afford $100M homes.
The Airlines: The idea that we need to work together with the public in order to boost the Travel industry during times of crises - while the politicians are willing to pay us 10 times more for doing nothing - is very stupid.
The Mayor of Honolulu: Which part of “The Mayor of Honolulu does not care†Eytan does not understand? I mean, even by his own account hundreds of people warned him that I do not care. So why does he continue with his boring and useless project?
Senator Kerry: Eytan was stupid enough to bather us during my presidential campaign. Can’t he read? Our web site clearly said that we are running a presidential campaign – Not “Care about the people†Service.
We do love to help the public. It is just that people should not bather us within 5 years before election and 6 years after election – we are very busy during that period.
Newt Gingrich: The ideas in the book are very stupid. During times of crises we MUST mourn – not send people on vacations.
University Of Hawaii (UH): This is a stupid program about nothing. We have no idea what is so wrong with a 7-month recession that affected only 50 million people.
To write 3 chapters about it is a totally over reaction. Since the recession lasted ONLY 7 month we recommend that people should read only 5 paragraphs from the book.
Ben Laden: Whenever we plan to hurt the Travel Industry people must not follow Eytan' ideas but MUST follow only their politicians - we are counting on that. I ordered to kill all the infidels who are found reading this book!
More About the Book
Our goals are to boost the travel industry locations, services and facilities during times of crises, prevent layoffs, and build momentum for fast and strong recovery.
It is crucial to arrange for mass number of visitors within extremely short time to visit tourists' locations that are hurt. We set extremely ambitious goals and standards. It is about Leadership, Character and commitment!
Millions of people will benefit from those ideas in the future. Think what will happen to the Travel Industry, morale and the entire economy if the terrorists will bring down 10 commercial planes. Our goals are that in such scenario, within few days, society will be at least 5% stronger then before the event!
The politicians have asked the public to help the economy. However, they failed to turn this into action because their requests were merely PR stunts without any commitment to make it happen!
Therefore, I turned the site by June 2007 into a parody book – using Extreme Reverse Psychology – putting the politicians to shame for their lack of care and lack of patriotism.
I believe that the politicians (in many countries) are the weakest link in society and are dragging the people towards a loosing path. We MUST return back on to a winning path. This is what I am trying to inspire with my book.
The parody book perfectly fits the UNIVERSAL anti-political sentiments of today. I plan aggressive and very controversial promotion that will raise the public’ interest in the subject. I expect it to be very successful all over the world.
Yet, even that most people will agree with it, many will prefer not to support it publicly due to their loyalty or fears. For their sake, I posted a very clean, bipartisan site that the entire public will be supportive of.
I provide below a link to the clean site which I ask you to support. There you will find a link to the Parody book. I hope you enjoy reading it.
Both sites are FREE! Still, I ask for your support because we never know when and who will benefit from those ideas.
http://www.yes4.com/helptravel
Eytan Katz