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hey my names david i live in the strawberry capitol of the world, santa maria. pretty much nothin ever goes on here but thank god i got some kick ass buddies to make things less boring. i am from san diego and i hope to get back down there 1 day cuz shit thats my city. leave me some love on here even though i barely use this :)"In life you have 3 types of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! "