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About Me

I love my daughter, wife, beer, digital photography, my new Mac, sports, not going to the gym, and laptops.....oh, and I like portable computers too. In my off time I impregnate my wife.30

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My Interests

Playing Guitar, snappin' on your Mom, Traveling, impregnating my wife, shooting blanks...yeah right...my boys swim!! Liquor has been pretty high on my list lately. Oh yeah, and itunes.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to babysit my daughter for free....

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Music:

Pink Floyd, David Gilmour, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, Eric Johnson, George Lynch, Chili Peppers, Dokken, Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar), Cars Under $1000, Fetch, SDG, W.A.M., Number 2, and The Mourning Project

Movies:

Comedy, suspense, hard-core porn, and old school horror flicks, and any movie that may have all of the above combined will win an Oscar!

Television:

Reality TV, because people can be humiliated at any moment. Atlanta Braves baseball, Ghost Hunters, Gene Simmons: Family Jewels, South Park, Family Guy, Jaguars football, Sportscenter, Lost, and Adult Swim.

Books:

Is Playboy a "Book"? If not then I guess I mostly read instruction manuals.

Heroes:

The meatloaf lady at highschool, chef-boyardee, Arthur Fonzarelli (The Fonz), the guy who invented edible animals (like cows and chickens), and the Kool-Aid Man. Hell yeah.....don't forget about the Kool-Aid Man.

My Blog

No more friends

Hey guys and girls, I'm sorry to announce that I will no longer be adding any friends without removing someone else from my list. You people are just too needy (haha). I can't even write t...
Posted by JG on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST

Random Hookers

What's up with all the random hookers trying to get me to add them to my MySpace. Seriously........I know that I just added the "thugged out" album cover from my old band's CD and it's funny, bu...
Posted by JG on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:52:00 PST

Weddings....

So, you know how when you go to a wedding and you usually get laid afterwards, cause face it, women get all mushy and what-not at weddings. Yeah, well I went to 2 weddings in 1 day. What u...
Posted by JG on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:34:00 PST

Don't be naked!!

Look here......You might be single. And you're probably looking to try and hook up with some chicks. Do us all a favor though; quit putting pictures of yourself half naked and posing...
Posted by JG on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:26:00 PST