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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Goons, stairs, etc...
I did one of those cute surveys!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy
Birthday: Right around when Squeaky Fromme attempted to kill Gerald Ford
Birthplace: Sacratomato
Current Location: Menlo Park, CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Badly worn Asics
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: I am afraid of dams. Really.
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms, olives, and a metric ton of garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I will outweigh my friend Jeff!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use 'em anymore. I was an IRC queen before y'all were crawling. Done with internet chatting; I prefer real life.
Thoughts First Waking Up: There's no WAY I'm walking naked into that cold bathroom!
Your Best Physical Feature: I have mad quads for a skinny guy. Well, when I'm not at home nursing injury and illness.
Your Bedtime: Midnight? Two?
Your Most Missed Memory: Tori Amos played a request for me for my twenty-first birthday.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!
McDonalds or Burger King: Won't eat at either
Single or Group Dates: Single. Never tried group dates, though they sound pretty kinky. Wait... what did you mean by "dates?"
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black coffee.
Do you Smoke: No fucking way.
Do you Swear: No fucking way.
Do you Sing: All the time. A vast majority of the personal embarrassment I have enjoyed in my life has been due to this.
Do you Shower Daily: Twice on most days, thanks to the gym schedule.
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, borrowed the $85K, and I just paid it off.
Do you want to get Married: Yes, probably.
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, actually, I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No!
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: I've been called a gym queen, but that's a deceptive label.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, piano, but I never have time to practice
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: Man, all the time. And I'm not. I swear I'm not.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Spectacularly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The journey is the destination.
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
Best Clothing Style: Unclothed
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hi Mom!
Number of CDs I own: Many
Number of Piercings: One
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is a choice.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Roland Hemond, to ask him what the hell he was thinking when he traded Curt Schilling, Steve Finley, and Pete Harnish for a broken-down Glenn Davis. They didn't even have a hole at first base to fill - Randy Milligan was a fine player.

My Blog

Mandatory Survey

Dire, life-questioning blog entries must be followed by boilerplate MySpace surveys. It's kind of a rule. (With many thanks to the dead-sexy Paul Q.) 1. last beverage? Pinot noir2. last phone call? Je...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:29:00 GMT

Pride

Friday night I ran into him again. I expected to; even though it had been four months since I had last seen him, I knew he would be there. We returned to my hotel room and ordered room service. He ask...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:32:00 GMT

Jeopardy!

My friend David and I meet about once a week for what he calls "drunken Jeopardy." We each have a bit of vodka and play along with the venerable game show, usually destroying the actual contestants. W...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:40:00 GMT

Bonus Round

My cardiologist decided that the deterioration of the valve and enlargement of the left ventricle were not serious enough yet to warrant replacing the valve, as long as I'm asymptomatic. We'll check a...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:41:00 GMT

Oh Fuckity Fuck

This morning the cup of coffee is redundant. CONGENITALLY MALFORMED AORTIC VALVE WITH MODERATE MIXED AORTIC STENOSIS AND INSUFFICIENCY. MODERATELY ENLARGED LV WITH NL CONTRACTILITY. Since 9/1/2005, LV...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:53:00 GMT

When I need to be in bed I play MySpace

I was carded at Trader Joe's tonight, which must be a good omen. Lord, help me wake up at 5:30. 1) What side of the heart do you draw first?Right, I guess.2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?Ye...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Maturity

I'm writing from my cottage at the Lodge at Sonoma. There's a fire burning in the fireplace and I'm wishing this place had a minibar. Despite the fact that I've slept less than five hours a night for ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:31:00 GMT

Thanks to the return of Paul Q., it's survey time!

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?Heh, I just saw him two weeks ago. We're friends. Just friends, damn it! 2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone?It is much, m...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:31:00 GMT

I think we're alone now

It was a heck of a night at the gym. Each day of the week, each time of the day, has a different flavor - fortnightly dilletantes on Mondays, skinny lesbians on Sunday mornings - but Thursday is hardc...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:32:00 GMT

Safeway

I simply love the Safeway cashier tonight. I dropped by the former Largest Safeway in the World (half of it was torn down) for some ingredients for my famous chocolate chip cookies. This includes bran...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:07:00 GMT