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About Me

My name is Matt, but people call me Omelet. Im 25 and in the Army. I hate writing stuff like this, but I'm gonna give it a try. I get out of the Army as soon as I get back from this wonderful place called Iraq. I like to have a good time no matter where I am or what im doing. Making people laugh is the best feeling in the world. I've always wanted to have a longterm relationship, but never pick the right girl. I guess I just have bad luck. Im hardheaded, but if you can convince me im wrong, i'll stare at the floor, smile, and reluctantly admit your right. Im both lazy and a hard worker, I bust my ass to get the work done so I can sit on my ass for the rest of the day...
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My Interests

Fire missions w/ confirmed kills and repeat missions, learning anything I can, ACAP (one more year), anything about history,

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's down to have a good time, lovers of Southern Comfort, anyone sane...and my future ex-wife!!!

Music:

Anythign hard and agressive...It Dies Today, Silverstein, Funeral for a Friend, Shady View Terrace, Stretch Armstrong, From Autumn to Ashes, also love the Ghetto Tech!!!

Movies:

SuperTroopers, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Office Space, Blow, Boondock Saints,

Television:

Nip Tuck, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MXC, Lost, the history channel, the military channel

Books:

TM's, AR's, FM's and my Board Study Guide

Heroes:

I used to have a few, but lately, I've lost all respect for them. Were they really that great before, or did I just convince myself they were???

My Blog

Im totally super cereal!!!

Ok so im a little bored, and waisting some time online before I go to hotgun...first thing dont get me wrong, im not some high and mighty im fighting the war on terror, your just a piece of shit cause...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:29:00 PST

Why the fuck do I need a subject???

Karma's a mother fucker, but sometimes Karma isn't as instant as we would like...yeah, I think I'm gonna try and speed karma up a lil bit, remember that one time when that one person did that one thin...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

WOW

So my air conditioner is broke...yeah it fucking sucks, but you wanna know the worst part??? I call in a work order to get it fixed like 5 minutes ago, and guess what, while im on the phone the ...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:35:00 PST

HURRY UP TOM!!!

So Im sitting in my room trying to check my messages...but unfortunately "Tom" has been working on this problem all morning...can you check your messages??? I bet you can..."Tom" hates me...why ...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST

FUCK!!!

Do you have hot water??? Cause I sure don't...I wonder why...I think cause...yeah I don't have a good reason, or even a sarcastic one...This situation has rendered me speechless...prolly cause i...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:46:00 PST

fuck the subject line

This one time at band camp, I think I might have had a chance to do something that I should have done but didn't...or is it good that I didn't do it...or should I have done it...I had the L in LDRSHIP...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:16:00 PST

Invalid Subject line, you cannot leave the subject blank.

I joined the Army hoping to find something that I didn't have before...unfortunately, I was unable to find it here as well...oh well only 2 years left, and one of them will be somewhere where I have n...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:55:00 PST

I think I got hit by a truck last night

So its 1810hrs (610pm for all you non military folk) and I still feel pretty shitty...Damn last night was rough...The first bar was cool, I drank for free, but the second bar blew ass...I didnt even g...
Posted by Pat Mawenie on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:15:00 PST