politics |
go vote tomorrow, and bring your best friend. not because it matters, but because old people at the polls like to be social, and i feel guilty only speaking to them when i vote or when they serve me a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:03:00 GMT |
Queen of Hearts |
There was a time when dominoes, Hearts, and Poker were my Mango Chutney. This was back in the college days, and late nights around a smoke filled table were not uncommon. Words like "Mutha Fucka" and ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:12:00 GMT |
My baby mama’s baby |
8.18.08 is the new second most important day in the world. It is the day Hazel Roseann Lackerdas-Whitepaw graced the earth. OK, I added Whitepaw because it sounded cool, but it isn't really her name.I...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:32:00 GMT |
Outright Lies |
If you know me, you know that i am the king of limitless curiosity. from that stems my vast bank of knowledge that i will shortly drop on all your minds. i love debunking well-known myths. it boggles ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:34:00 GMT |
PRESS RELEASE |
Chris switches back to parted hairBy Jim Nasium, AP staff writer7:28PM Southern CaliforniaInformation revealed in a recent press release indicates that Chris is nearing full conversion back to parted ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:31:00 GMT |
disapprobation |
i am riding high on the roller coaster of life these days, but am paying a severe price. the new year has brought me my first commission, good health, and a softball-size pit of pure anger in my chest...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:16:00 GMT |
doodles |
today at work i hung up a wooden knick-knack sign in my production manager's office. it reads "bonjour!" and is home to little flowery wingdings on each corner. it's one of those items you'd find hung...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 17:43:00 GMT |
Jem and the Holograms |
I am a product of 80's and 90's cartoons. as such, my personality reflects certain messages and lifestyles promoted in these cartoons. i have compiled an anthology of some of my favorite cartoons and ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:16:00 GMT |
winners are so 90's |
in this age of presidents who don't win elections, huge corporate graft, sectarian violence, and doping in the tour de france, i really don't see any benefit in trying to win at anything. it doesn't s...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:48:00 GMT |
don't read this |
i like to play soccer. usually i play not once, not twice, but thrice a week. however, between seasons i am lucky to get out there one day out of seven. keeping the fat away has always been as futile ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 15:51:00 GMT |
