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Michael

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About Me


I'm tall. Taller than you. I'm a forensic toxicologist and, yes, it is exactly like CSI but nothing like CSI Miami. I spend all my money on CDs.

My Interests

standing still at rock shows, growing a mustache in limited time, giant sloths, American Science and Surplus, Cuban sandwiches, caipiroskas

I'd like to meet:

Bernices and Winstons

Music:

Rilo Kiley, Pixies, All Girl Summer Fun Band, Tullycraft, Postal Service, Belle and Sebastian, Apples In Stereo, Mates of State, The Unicorns, The Elected, The Long Winters, Arcade Fire, Of Montreal, Smoosh, Heikki, Stars, Murder Beach, The Islands, Girl Talk, Architecture In Helsinki, Law, Pets, Tap Tap

Movies:

Ghost World, Almost Famous, Evil Dead II, Say Anything, American Movie, Heathers, The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Virgin Suicides, The Coen Brother's Anything, The Yes Men, Heavenly Creatures, Spiderman 2, Dawn of The Dead, Sideways, Brick

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Freaks and Geeks, Attack of the Show, Saturday Night Frights, 30 Rock

Books:

Slaughterhouse-five, White Teeth, Grapes of Wrath, Running With Scissors, A Heart-Breaking Work Of Staggering Genius, The Men Who Stare At Goats, Prep, On Beauty, Everything I'm Cracked Up To Be, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, King Dork