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Valerie

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About Me

Hi Im Valerie!! Whats to say? I can be a very fun person but also the BIGGEST bitch you'd ever want to meet, but thats only if you piss me off. I love my 4 kids and my grandaughter more than anything else in the world. Besides that i like the Steelers, traveling, the beach, the ocean, Hilton Head Island, concerts, shopping, shoes, And most of all spending money!!!!! What i don't like are fake people, liars, negativity AND GEORGE BUSH. Thank God we only have one more year of his stupidity to deal with. GO HILLARY!!! Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask! And BTW that is not a sketch of me from behind!. My friend, John who did the layout said it reminded him of me. Just want to clear that up. THANK YOU............One more thing. I'm really getting tired of all the pervs. I don't want to have cyber sex with you, I don't want to have phone sex with you. Take me out and treat me like a lady then maybe we'll talk about it.Layout

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Name: Valerie
Birthdate: October 13
Birthplace: Pittsburgh
Current Location: Pittsburgh
Eye Color: cat eyes
Hair Color: brown w/blond highlights
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 115
Piercings: 4
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not at the moment
Overused Phraze: actually
FAVORITES
Food: dessert, any dessert
Candy: Godiva
Number: 13
Color: red
Animal: kitties and puppies
Drink: pepsi, coffee
Alcohol Drink: white russians
Bagel: cinnamon raisin
Letter: x
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither, i don't do fast food
Strawberry or Watermelon: either, love them both
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: both
Rap or Punk: neither
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: either
Love or Money: definitely, LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i get sleepy
Most Missed Memory: my kids when they were little
Best phyiscal feature: eyes or butt, it's a toss up
First Thought Waking Up: here we go again
Goal for this year: stability
Best Friends: my daughters
Weakness: spending money
Fears: being alone
Heritage: italian
Longest relationship: i was married for 13 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: back in the day and i hated it
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: doesn't matter but blue will get me every time
Favorite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long: short
Height: doesn't matter all men are taller than me
Style: clean and neat
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: social drinking is fine but drugs are a turn off
Muscular or Really Skinny: doesn't matter
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: there are a few
What country do you want to Visit: australia
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them, the more severe the better
Get along with your Parents: i did
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: sometimes
Want to go to College: i did that already
Do you Smoke: trying to quit
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: of course
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: only when no one is listening
Want to get Married: if the right man comes along i'd do it again
Do you want Children: i already have 4, i think i've done my part to procreate
Have your future kids names planned out: i did and they have them
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: um, i think i did that already
Hate anyone: no, it's a waste of energy
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Ocean or Lake? ocean
Pizza or Chinese? chinese
Mansion or Penthouse? mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski? no
Are you afraid of clowns? no
How many brothers/sisters do you have? none. i'm an only.
Favorite band/group? aerosmith/def leppard
Baseball or football? football......go steelers
Favorite brand of makeup? avon
Waffles or pans? waffles
Do you have an IPod? no
Bike or scooter? bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon? no
How will you celebrate turning 21? did that already
What brand computer do you have? compaq
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? none
Favorite city? savannah, ga
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? ice cream
Do you think you are fat? no
Ever throw up in a public place? no
Do you have a pool? no
Ever drive a car? yes
How many times a month do you go to the movies? not too often
Last movie you saw? untracebale
Who is your hero? my dad
How old are your parents? both have passed
What deceased person would you like to meet? katherine hepburn
Do you chew ice? sometimes
Have you been to California? no
Last book you read? rage
Favorite teacher? can't remember
Do you like to go fishing? no
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? enough
How many of those do you regret? several
What is you average in school? a
Favorite professional team? steelers
Do you like mohawks? no
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 65+
Do you floss?
Do you have braces? no
Do you bite your nails? no
What is your last thought before falling asleep? worries
Do you fall in love easily? no
Ever have a crush and they never knew? no
Do you babysit? yes
Ever been shot at? no
Do you work out/exercise? no
Do you have 6 pack abs? no
Do you consider yourself nice? i try to be
What movie character would you like to be? no one. i like myself
Do you go to camp for the summer? no
Ever been bit by a snake? no
Have you been on a boat? yes
Name of friend you have known the longest? john
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yes
Ever break a bone? no
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? uncle john
What is your ultimate job? doing very little for lots of money
Do you want to walk on the moon? no
Can you name the seven dwarfs? yes
Favorite TV show? law & order svu
Apples or oranges? both
Favorite model of car? eclipse
Favorite flower? rose
Favorite color? red
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yes
Ever climb out your bedroom window? when i was younger
Do you live in an apartment or house? house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? none
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? i don't drink milk
How many cousins do you have? a few
Do you believe in ghosts? yes
If you were a bird, what would you be? eagle
Ever get stitches? yes
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? no
How many kids do you want to have? i already have 4, i think that's quite enough
If you could change your name, what would it be? i like my name
Dogs or cats? both
Who do you tell your problems to? myself in the mirror
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? meredith
Do you believe in love at first sight? no
Do you go to church? no
Would you marry outside your religon? yes
Volleyball or tennis? neither
How many people were at your last party? hard to say
Ever ride in a limo? no
Ever drink champagne? yes
Favorite dinner? filet mignon
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