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zach

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Full-time father, part-time bouncer, football junkie, half Highlander, half Viking, former Marine, former English Major. While a 98 pound geek trapped in a 250+ pound body, I have sang in front of a couple thousand people crowds, had both prose and short stories published, played the bodyguard of a Serbian crime lord on a TV show, out partied rock stars in their own hotel rooms, jumped out of airplanes, hung from the landing gear of helicopters, scuba dived in the Persian Gulf, kicked down doors, blown up tanks, studied all aspects of combat, coached youth league football and basketball, and can recite Shakespeare. But all that pales compared to my son, affectionately known as Wolfchild, by far the greatest thing I have ever done.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Skulls

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't crank the dials on my Urge-to-Kill Meter. Anyone who can teach me something, when you stop learning, stop evolving, you stop living. Living is pretty high on my daily to-do list. Its right up there with breathing eating, and not smelling bad. Who else... Jack Lambert, Steelers legend. Colin Powell, to shake his hand. Bill Clinton, to kick him in the nuts. Salma Hayek, because she's as brilliant as she is beautiful. (watch Frida, you'll know what I mean.) Roger Corman, for making zombies cool. Lon Chaney and his son, Boris Karloff, and Bela Lugosi, for perfecting what Nosferatu started. Alex Trebek, just to show him that you don't have to have a Master's Degree from Berkeley to kick ass on Jeopardy (I'll take smug pricks on television for $800, Alex.) Bo Diddley for just being so damn cool. Bon Scott for changing my life at age 10 with "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap." Tom Brady, to ask him how he does it. (and I don't even like the Patriots.) There are plenty more, but I really don't feel like typing that much longer. But I can't forget, the person who invented Hot Pockets. And of course, people that say what they mean, and mean what they say. Your results:
You are Venom

Venom 81%
Mystique 71%
Mr. Freeze 68%
Juggernaut 59%
Dark Phoenix 58%
Catwoman 58%
Dr. Doom 57%
Apocalypse 57%
Lex Luthor 54%
The Joker 53%
Kingpin 53%
Poison Ivy 44%
Magneto 43%
Two-Face 39%
Green Goblin 27%
Riddler 15% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

My Blog

Because Im tired of answering the same question over and over.

I get asked by a lot of people why so many of my profile pictures are of me and females. Simple answer. I don't own a camera, digital or otherwise, so the vast majority of pics are stolen from other p...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:07:00 GMT

I love this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:37:00 GMT

X-man Test... predictable results.

I try to answer these things honestly, and yet the results are all utterly predictable. Although I kind of expected this one to turn out Beast. Read, steal, enjoy. That is all, fuckers.   &n...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:15:00 GMT

TATTOOS part 3

Once again, more news for those of you looking to get ink. The artist I have been extolling the virtues of has moved... again... back... again. Marco Sullivan is back at Phoenix Tattoos (now in my Top...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:17:00 GMT

Famous thing.

Personally, I think Max Von Sydow is the most accurate. "All hail Ming the Merciless!"
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Words to live by...

at least in my case they are. I happened across this when I was at a really low point in my life. These simple words struck a chord somewhere inside by battered psyche at the time and provided a sprin...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:44:00 GMT

TATTOOS part 2.

Well, leave it to Marco to make a liar out of me. He has left Phoenix Tattoos, and is openning a studio/retail store with his girlfriend. "Southern Swank" is the name as of this posting. The location ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:25:00 GMT

TATTOOS

I can't count how many times someone, friend and stranger alike, has aked about where I had my tattoos done. I started getting in when I was 17. My first one was done by "Ladybug" in Clearwater, FL. I...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:52:00 GMT

Semi-retirement

Call it the end of an era, I have taken myself off the schedule at RumRunners. There have been a lot of changes going on there, which happens and is the nature of things, Its not a reflection of the p...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:01:00 GMT

'tis the season. Ok, its always Halloween in my world but, here's to ya!

Posted By:Aggy AngerGet this video and more at MySpace.comJust though i'd share.
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:55:00 GMT