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Ringo

angrylittleman

About Me

introspective, opinionated, analytical, angry, contradictory, spritual, sad, cultured, social, affectionate, narcissistic, cynical, emotional, hungry, logical, tantric, generous, eccentric, foolish, extreme, obsessive, chaotic, impatient, mad
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

complex, but joyful of simple pleasures...well read, but down to earth...adventurous, but content with take-out and a movie...prada, but plaid and stripes...MOMA, but MOCA...roasted arctichoke hearts, baby bellas, roma tomatoes, cipollini onions, roasted pepper and garlic in a sherry cream sauce over penne rigate, but burger and fries...

I'd like to meet:

friends

Name: Ringo Santiago Jimenez
Birthday: June 16, 1970
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: New York
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: shaved
Height: I'm tall in Japan
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends which hand is free
Your Heritage: narcissist
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: women
Your Perfect Pizza: white
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: are you there
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh, the pain
Your Best Physical Feature: my man breasts
Your Bedtime: twilight
Your Most Missed Memory: quality time with my kids
Pepsi or Coke: Classic Coke in the bottle
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chick-Fil-A
Single or Group Dates: dating sucks
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: how about something with more flavor
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cherry Garcia
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck you, you fucking fuck
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes I'm damaged
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: done that
Do you belive in yourself: who else
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: filthy gorgeous
Are you a Health Freak: was
Do you get along with your Parents: what parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: in my head
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a little wine with dinner
In the past month have you Smoked: yucky
In the past month have you been on Drugs: mild sedatives for my anger
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: had to ok
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: raw fish is the forbidden fruit
In the past month have you been on Stage: the whole world is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in New York you moron
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: self incrimination is stupid
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: what?
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: again, self incrimination is stupid
When do you want to Die: when it's over
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, green and gold
Favourite Hair Color: red, black, white and blue
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: any
Weight: manageble
Best Clothing Style: your own
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many
Number of CDs I own: not enough
Number of Piercings: 8, 2 in use
Number of Tattoos: works in progress
Number of things in my Past I Regret: falling to Earth
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Music:

depends on the mood

Movies:

"lost in translation" but "clueless"

Television:

channel surfing

Books:

banville, camus, roquelaure, gaiman, poe, maguire

Heroes:

picasso, tokidoki, duchamp, paul frank

My Blog

a snippet from "Selfconscious" [second draft]

"...Yet for all this listless dreaming and its unlikely sensations, I have experienced no waking at all, there is only the awareness of being; a lightness. I drift wearily in this levity for a few mom...
Posted by Ringo on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

snippet from "behind the shudder" comments & criticisms are welcomed

"...I usually brownbag a lunch and find solace among my pictures eating in the darkroom, or as the staff like to call it, the cave. Among the frozen stills of impending historical reference, I gaze i...
Posted by Ringo on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

and still more excerpts

"...On this cloudless day, the metallic sun reflects from every facet of stone, metal and otherwise cold surfaces, casting solid sheets of warm light that seem to slice through all matter into cubist ...
Posted by Ringo on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

even more excerpts from Behind the Shudder

"...our leviathan, Heinrich Von Bruel may be classified as nothing more than a common tycoon making a covenant to possess the fertile terrain of our landscape, but not without harvesting support at th...
Posted by Ringo on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST

another excerpt from Behind the Shudder...

Living in the rouse of transplantation was unkind to the outsiders for more than our lack of wealth and fortune. It seems our mannerisms and strange customs made evident our stranger traditionsthose ...
Posted by Ringo on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

Behind the Shudder

An excerpt from my short story Behind the Shudder...enjoyNow I must confess that I realize envy is my sina most cowardly seduction yet, and without knowing I cheat glances in his direction, longing t...
Posted by Ringo on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST