Lorelai Gilmore's personality in Hugh Jackman's body. WOOF! For those of you who don't know what that means, it's a hottie that makes me think and laugh. Accent encouraged but not required. I cast a wide net.Someone who can teach me how to raise just one eyebrow.People worth writing songs about.Kirsten Dunst, so I can get Jake's digits and introduce him to my spirit fingers.Anyone as nauseated as I am by that ill-frosted bobblehead of a self-ascribed "fitness celebrity" John Basedow, and, just out of morbid curiosity, any of the "real people" for whom his workout has provided "real results."Maybe someone who was in the recording studio when Paula Abdul recorded "Vibeology". I bet there's a wacky story or two there.