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El Monkeys Heedio

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I think that I would consider myself a friend first, an entertainer second, a writer third! Okay so maybe number two needs to be worked on a bit, but nevermind. My childhood is officially over now that I have left university (a trained Journalist).I will be putting off responsibility for as long as I can. Adventures first, in Canada and hopefully South America (and wherever else I can afford), education to follow with a Creative Writing MA at the University of Manchester, and then riches when I finally begin my steps on the journalism ladder, whilst writing my first novel - the first of many, I hope!

My Interests

I WATCH:

RUGBY!, Football

I DO:

Writing, Reviewing, Running, Partying

I SUPPORT:

Northampton Saints, Arsenal

I'd like to meet:

BRILLIANT AUTHORS:Bernard Cornwell, Khaled Housseini, Ben Elton, Philip Pullman, Terry Pratchett

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BRILLIANT JOURNALISTS:Andrew Marr, James Lawton, Jeremy Paxman

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OTHER BRILLIANTS:Ian Wright, Tim Rodber, Tom Cruise, Anthony Gormley

Music:

I RELAX to:

Anthony and the Johnsons, Damian Rice, Turin Brakes, The Polyphonic Spree, I Am Kloot, Zero 7, Jose Gonzalez

I EXCITE to:

Muse, Stereophonics, Kings Of Leon, The Twang, The Cribs, Seasick Steve

I PLAY to:

Louis Armstrong, Les Miserables

Movies:

"Sometimes I wonder... will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realise... God left this place a long time ago"- Danny Archer, BLOOD DIAMOND

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?"- Gunner Sergeant Hartman, FULL METAL JACKET

"Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in" - Julius Levinson, INDEPENDENCE DAY

"They look like big, strong hands, don't they?"- Rock Biter, NEVERENDING STORY

Television:

From the book of Petrelli 21:01 (BBC 2)God looked down on the eighth day and decided...Land, good. Water, good. Animals, good. TV? Not so good. And then there was Heroes, and the people rejoiced.

Books:

THE KITE RUNNER by Khaled Hosseini

THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND by Giles Foden

THE SAXON STORIES by Bernard Cornwell