Ham

I am both delicious and nutritious. I can add a veritable multiplicity of flavor to any of your favorite salads, sandwiches, side dishes or cassaroles. I also make a mouthwatering entre! I come in many varieties, from canadian bacon to honeyglazed; from cuts ranging from your basic straight slice to the cube-cut and to my personal favorite, the spiral! Also, when you're in the throes of the darkest depths of your greatest time of need, I'm there for you in my resilient and world-renowned Spam-form! I make a great friend at all celebrations and gatherings; be it a holiday or simply a family dinner. I hope you will take the time to really focus and meditate on me and what I can do for you. I really want to be a part of your life! You won't be sorry! I have the potential to be very rewarding and gratifying.