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About Me

"I am just a whale massage therapist, going to school and double majoring in acrobatic water sports. I enjoy a occasional lit candle, any fruit scent will do. My joys are reading books and converting them to books on tape, taking care of homeless kittens, and designing modern/contemporary furniture. I can't stand people that don't love babies and don't support dip 'n dots. I can't stand when people do not use coasters, for water rings are my worst enemy, aside from guys that are macho who don't like nachos. I always put the toilet seat down, because I believe it is polite to our greater race...women. I collect the following items: soda can tabs, used shoes that lost their partner, different hygiene instruments from various countries, modern cups, puzzles with missing pieces, drum kits with kitties, and waffle makers, because I like to use them as an iron for my clothing...I like little squares on my boxers." Drew's interests translated by Katy Han..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"There are many people I would like to meet. I would enjoy meeting any one that is a collector of reused animal enemas, enemas in general, rocks, various sizes of diapers, or any kind of fruit that has a pit in the middle. I would also like to meet my idol, Melissa Joan Hart, she is a beautiful girl and I don't think God made a mistake with her physique, no matter what Siberia thinks." -Also translated by Katy Han, future CEO of Summer Eve products.

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