The Church of Zepherom

The Church of Zepherom was founded in Dublin, Ireland in 2001. Our membership currently stands at 2.7 million men, women and children worldwide. Our teachings are derived from those of the four great world religions- Christianity, Judaism, Islam and Zeroulianism. Our fundamental teachings concern the facts that 1). Damnation is inevitable, and 2). Salvation can be achieved through the worship of Zerouli.Additionally, we strongly advocate that members renounce worldliness, and donate all of their possesions to the Church. This enables us to undertake further missionary activity worldwide. We advise that members follow the Escargot diet, as it is nourishing to body and soul. Only through the Escargot diet can you become one with Zerouli.Joining the church couldn't be easier. After paying an initial membership fee of US $150 (£85 Sterling, or €125), we will send you a membership pack containing a leather-bound edition of the Book of Zerouli. This contains all of the master's teachings, and is essential to your salvation. Your pack will also include male and female escargots, so you can start your own escargot farm. All membership packs will be packaged and labelled discreetly. In the unlikely event of your escargots being quarantined, read the Book of Zerouli, page 2034. It contains information on using Prana as an alternative source of energy.Once you are a member, you need only send $50 per month. This is to cover the cost of the Church of Zepherom newsletter, which contains all the latest news from the Church around the world, as well as printing Zerouli's latest pronouncements and decrees.Please note that the Church of Zepherom is not affiliated with the Zeroulian Church.