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About Me


I'm a 5'8" caucasian smartass. I love music, friends, and family. I'm a Halo professional, and I enjoy playing videogames - if I'm not with someone. Or when I'm with someone. I'll kick your ass!I love making people smile and laugh, it makes me feel great to be able to make people happy. I like to draw and design things. I'll do just about anything once. I LOVE speed: roller coasters, 4-wheelers, lil 50 CC bikes, etc. I don't like when crazies that I don't know all that well do extreme speeds in their cars, though. I love to go to the Ozarks and jump off massive cliffs. 10 to 60 feet tall. Maybe taller, I dunno - I haven't been there in a couple years. One day I'll be a chiropractor. A millionaire chiropractor. I also hope to dabble in acupuncture and personal massage as well. One day, I want to be a husband, and I think I'll be a great father. My dream in life is to never get divorced and see my 50 year anniversary with the woman I love. If I could have one wish right now, it would be to see my family and friends have no more problems - financially, academically, socially, and personally.Okay. Alright. That's enough for you. I don't need any stalkers."In this world, I only got two things: my word and my balls. And I don't break 'em for nobody." -Tony Montana
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People Iced: Thirty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
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I'd like to meet:

I want to find my soulmate - a woman with a great personality who doesn't care about what I do, what I wear, and who I talk to - but loves me for the way I make her feel. I want the girl who can proudly tell her friends about us, and the one who can hang out with me alone, with me and her friends, or with me and my friends. I hate liars, cheaters, and hypocrites.
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Music:


I want to party with Tech N9ne. the night will go exactly as it goes in T9X - Yeah, that's a real party. Then I wanna ride with the Game in the '64. Then me and the Bones are gonna take a trip down East 99. Of course, I'll have to finish the day with SPM and a trip to the dope house, cuz dope sells itself, bitch. I actually enjoy almost all music genres. My favorite two would have to be rock and hip hop, but I also enjoy most other kinds. I used to despise country music, but after working at KFC for two years and hearing the cooks play it in the back of the store, I got used to it. I even learned most of the popular country songs of a couple years ago! Yeah, I'm so cool. Oh, by the way, I hate pouty bitch rock bands who do nothing but complain about how bad the world is. Punk ass suburban raised little bitches who never had to work a day in their life but had everything they ever needed given to them, and now they're millionaire rock (personally, I don't think they even qualify as rock) groups who still don't have to work a day in their fuckin' lives but keep on bitching and whining and appealing to the same punk ass suburban raised little bitches who buy their albums. It's a vicious cycle!

Movies:

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Make Your Movie Wall Flixster .I love movies! Few things in life are better than sitting down with friends or that special someone or friends and that special someone and watching a tape or DVD. Personally, I love comedies, dramas, horrors - but I'm not too keen on them damn chick flicks. They're not so bad I guess; just not top-o'-the-line. My favorite actor has to be Dave Chappelle; the man's a comedic genius. But then again, nothing makes me happier then watching someone make fun of other races. Racism is so funny! It's unnecessary and stupid and best taken with a grain of salt. So take that, Dubya! Fuck you! Oh - my favorite movies, though, are Scarface, Goodfellas, Casino, Orgazmo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Don't be a Menace to South Central While You Drink Your Juice in the Hood, the first two Scary Movies (Directed by the Wayans), American History X, Fight Club - oh, shit, I just remembered my second favorite actor! Edward Norton. He's a badass.
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" a
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you may not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
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Scarface
You Are Tony Montana, Scarface. You Don't Take Shit From No One. Your A Very Loving Person On The Inside, But If Somoen Fucks With Your Family, You Lose It. You Are Good With The Ladies, But You Just Gotta Control That Temper. Also You Are The Truest Soldier And No One Fucks Wit You!
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Total Oblivion
It doesn't matter where you are for spring break, you just want to be out of your mind. Those dense text books and midterm exams have fried your brain. No need to worry, between parties, beer pong and TV you can send your mind on a one week holiday.
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What Gangsta Drink Are You?
 
Gin and Juice
You's a straight-up pimp. You like to make money all the time, and you drink and never get fucked up. You keep it cool because you're relaxed, and you gotta make that money.
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Johnny Knoxville
Stunts: fake erections, public farting, carrying around a dead alligator, breaking a coffin, sticking hand up cow's butt, and getting things shot at balls. You don't fuck around.
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Chef
You're an original PIMP! You know your way with the ladies and you know how to satisfy. Everyone likes you and you like everyone.
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BONE THUGS -N- HARMONY
These guys put Cleveland, and the Midwest, on the Map. Mid-West Side!
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Chuck Liddell
You are Chuck Liddell. You are mean and nasty your a true fighter who brings it to the table and you take the fight to them. You are a champion.
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Frank the Tank
You love to drink and party but it gets the best of you alot and is kind of ruining you. Oh well, shit happens.
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Television:

Don't regularly watch TV, however when I do, I like to watch Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Boondocks, VH1, MTV, and the occasional BET.

Books:

I don't read very much anymore, but my favorite book from my childhood was called 'Dragon's Milk.' It was awesome! I also enjoy the Dragonlance Chronicles, they're good too. Other than that... I don't read. I should, so I can be smarter. But I don't. Shame on me.

Heroes:

One of my heroes is my late grandfather, Howard Robert Bates. He was a man who left his home to find a job at the age of nine. Through his twenties, he faced the Great Depression. Eventually he found and married my grandmother Dorothy Bates, the sweetest women I've ever met in my life. My grandpa was jumped by a group of black kids every time he got a new pair of shoes, and they would beat him and steal his new shoes. I can't blame him for having been racist, given the life he lived. The man then moved on to make a multimillion dollar business, his name being the only thing he could read and write. He lived to the age of 79 and died on Good Friday, April 14th, 2006. Before he past, he lent me seven hundred dollars to buy college books - and I never got the chance to pay him back. One day, when I meet him again, I'll be able to tell him just how much I have always loved him and repay the debt that I owe. I love my grandpa, I always called him Poppy. I'll never forget him and I'm happy that he can finally rest in peace. I love you, Poppy.My other hero would have to be my late father, Russel Vincent. He passed away in October. He was another man that came from little and became something. He never graduated highschool, but worked his ass off to make his family happy. Then he had a brain aneurysm, and everything went downhill from there. My father's soul left him; he died twice on the operating table. I could see his soul walking throughout Fort Madison, pushing a wheelbarrow full of junk. Like his personal purgatory. But anyway... I'll always love my father for making my childhood the way it should have been, and that's how I'll treat my children. You, Dad, and Poppy, and I are all going to go fishing in the Caribbean. And one day I'll finish that wooden train set Dad, my son and I will in your memory.

My Blog

Tootsie and Bonzer: Bonfire ExTrAvAgAnZa!i!i!

Alright, everyone.  We've only got about a month and a half left!  It's about time for   Tootsie And Bonzer's   Bonfire Extravaganza!  June 16th  Kayla and Jef...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST

So, this is the end...

You're damn right it is.  4-2I've been on a pretty effective non-smoking spree.  And it's great.  But it sucks because I want a cigarette soooo incredibly bad....  But I won't give...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

A few more lines

This stain named humanity Seems to stem from insanity So concerned about vanity And less about tragedy Are they understanding me Have you heard the blasphemy? That denies the man in he? And forms a le...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

Fortuitous Expansion of the Blasphemous Endeavor

This ugly counterfeit smile is a cheap way to cover my shattered soulI've been out of it a while and these bleak days leave me feeling battered and oldYour treason has left me superstitious ...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:28:00 PST

The History of Craig EmEffin' Vincent

The History of Craig EmEffin' VincentWere you a planned baby?nope. the rubber broke. ain't that a bitch?Were you the first?I was the thirdWho was present at your birth?momma and poppa and i assum...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST

Structural Integrity (and a whole buncha more shit)

....  Try thinking of this more as a song then a poem...  It's easier to make things rhyme when you sing it I've devised myself a brand new hypothesisYou lack the ability to remain monogamou...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

Extended Break

I just wanted to let all of you knowWell those of you that read my blogsI won't be around for the next couple months.I'm going home to get some shit right... My head's all fucked up.  I'll be bac...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:18:00 PST

Cessation of existence

So I return home on Friday the sixth of October, 2006.  My whole point is to see my father because he's in the hospital.  Well, why not?  I may not have agreed with how he lived the las...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

And thus the end...

Holy shit.  My freshman year of college is over.  I just finished my last final test, and this is it.  Well everyone... I've enjoyed myspace for the time being, but I probably won't be ...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:12:00 PST

Four finals, then summer time!

Wuddup ma fuckas?  So I finally got my ticket paid.  Wait, you haven't heard about it?  Flashback.... So I'm driving home from college with Howard for Easter Break.  He's getting w...
Posted by -(1)Angh(8)ellic(7)- on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:56:00 PST