Right now, my interests lie in travel. I want to explore new, exotic places! Reading, writing, spending time with family and friends, sleeping in (what a luxury), road trips, theatre, broadway shows, live music concerts, movies, museums, dining out, and blue eyes
Your Outrageous Name is:
Helen A. Handbasket
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I'd like to meet:
Old friends and new friends. Interesting, sharp-minded, non-dramatic, career-oriented, caring, fun-loving people who can laugh at themselves. A great sense of humor is an absolute MUST!
SARCASM: Your humor tends to sarcasm. You win a lot
of arguments because you can find the
ridiculous-ness and error of anothers
arguments. You have a quick mind, and a razor
tongue. You are funny because the flaws in
other people are funny, and you point them out.
How funny are you?
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
-George Carlin
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
-Groucho Marx
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
-Maryon Pearson
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit!"
-Mel Brooks
"You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!"
-Eddie Izzard
"There were always in me, two women at least,
one woman desperate and bewildered,
who felt she was drowning and another who
would leap into a scene, as upon a stage,
conceal her true emotions because they
were weaknesses, helplessness, despair,
and present to the world only a smile,
an eagerness, curiosity, enthusiasm, interest. "
-Anais Nin
Music:
Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Sarah Mclachlin, Jack Johnson, Michael Buble, Joss Stone, Lily Allen, Bjork, Portishead, Coldplay, Sarah Brightman, Enya, 311, No Doubt, Depeche Mode, Beasties, Harry Connick Jr, Incubus, Perfect Circle, Foo Fighters, The Cure, Weezer, Trent Reznor, Dance Hall Crashers, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Korn, Tool... I'm all over the place on this one!Take the quiz:
Your Psych-Ward diagnosis
Anxiety Disorder
Diagnosis: General Anxiety Disorder. Excessive anxiety or worry occurring more days than not over a significant period of time. These worries can be associated with a number of events or activities. In addition, the individual finds it difficult to control the worry. Can be marked by physical signs of tension, hyperactivity, and lack of ability to respond in a positive or productive manner to problems or difficulties as they arise.
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Movies:
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An inappropriate question...
Van Wilder, Office Space, Road Trip, The Wedding Crashers, Just Friends, Empire Records, Love and a 45 (bonus points if you've seen this flick), Kill Bill, Spaceballs, Clueless, Team America World Police, True Romance, Heathers, Star Wars (all of them), He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, Phantom of the Opera, The Breakfast Club, Super Troopers, Austin Powers, Labyrinth, City of Angels, Jawbreaker, A Clockwork Orange, LOTR, Crash, anything by Quentin Tarrantino or Kevin Smith, Natural Born Killers, The Dark Crystal, Pulp Fiction, The Shining, Casablanca, My Fair Lady, Brokedown Palace, Grosse Pointe Blank, Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, It, Amelie, God is Great and I'm Not, The Girl Next Door, The Sweetest Thing, Full Metal Jacket, The Fifth Element, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shawshank Redemption, A Walk to Remember, 10 Things I Hate About You, Hair, Shakespeare in Love, anything with one of Johnny Depp's quirky characters
Television:
Nip/Tuck, CSI Vegas, House, M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Sisters and Brothers, Dirt, Family Guy, South Park
You Are Most Like Miranda!
While you've had your fair share of romance, men don't come first
Guys are a distant third to your friends and career.
And this independence *is* attractive to some men, in measured doses.
Remember that if you imagine the best outcome, it might just happen.
Romantic prediction: Someone from your past is waiting to reconnect...
But you'll have to think of him differently, if you want things to work.
Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
Books:
My all-time favorites are The Princess Bride (could read this one 100 times over), Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West and Flowers in the Attic. Favorite authors are John Saul, Robin Cook, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Anne Rice
Heroes:
Comedians: George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Jon Stewart, Mitch Hedberg, Bill Maher, Patton Oswalt, Lewis Black... people who show us how to see the world from another perspective! Rex Manning.... It's Rex Manning Day!!!
THE BOY-SCOUT JOKE!
Some people think youre funny, but according to Mr.
Izzard you are, and I quote, a crap joke. Oh,
well.
Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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