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senorita incognito

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca? Rick: My health. I came to Casabla

About Me

i am not a political agitator, rabble rouser, motivational speaker, life coach or cult leader (yet). but my manifesto is shaping up nicely:
- moderation in all things. including moderation.
- everything sounds better with reverb.
- everything tastes better fried.
- never trust a clown.
- listen to your gut. the gut knows all.
- that which does not kill me only makes me cranky.
- if you can see the bottom of the cup, it ain't coffee.
- if you have to tell everyone what you are, you probably aren't.
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unless i already know you, i will only entertain friend requests that are accompanied by a message giving me some vague idea as to why you want to add me. so when myspace asks you "are you sure you want to add senorita incognito as a friend?"... weigh your options carefully.
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My Interests

travelling, words, music, design, "taking a bite outta the ass of life"

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I'd like to meet:

freaks.
the evil genius behind the fried mars bar.
tom cruise. in the conservatory. with the lead pipe.

and...

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if, for some inconceivable reason, you'd rather not watch all 15+ minutes of the 2 concert videos below, do yourself a favor and at least catch moz's lusty, 6-minute rendition of "human being". even if the ritalin is wearing off, there's a s.w.a.t. team in your driveway, and your cat has just sprouted opposable thumbs, take the 6 minutes... it's time well spent. ("human being" starts at 2:45 from the end of the first clip and continues at the beginning of the 2nd. you can find the studio version on the "you have killed me" EP.)

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they're not kidding. think of the most gruesome horror movie (or american idol episode) you've ever seen, and then multiply it by, i dunno, infinity. this is cold-blooded murder caught on tape. there is no way you can prepare yourself for it. but there is also no way you can continue to participate in it once you've seen it.

Music:

not enough time or space to list them all here. everyone from dylan to dizzy, waits to wonder, piaf to presley to the pretenders... it just has to move me (ideally, without making my ears bleed). currently sporting a rain man-like obsession with: nick cave, pj harvey, neko case, also, and morrissey, morrissey, morrissey.

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Movies:


amelie, harold and maude, casablanca, battle of algiers, chinatown, l.a. confidential, the usual suspects, the hustler, pulp fiction, godfather 1 and 2, glengarry glen ross, traffic, basquiat, blues brothers (the original, not that 2000 tripe), the princess bride, spinal tap, big night, chocolat, edward scissorhands, hedwig and the angry inch, ghost world...

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Television:



travel shows, the office (UK), six feet under, twin peaks, and those geico commercials with the cavemen

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Books:



the wind-up bird chronicle (murakami); coming through slaughter (ondaatje); all the wilde things; the awakening (chopin); the little prince (st. exupery); the entire contents of shel silverstein's attic; the right stuff (wolfe); autobiography of a brown buffalo (acosta); hell's angels, fear and loathing in las vegas, kingdom of fear, the rum diary, and pretty much anything else that ever sprang from the mind of hunter s. thompson...

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Heroes:

jim beam, juan valdez
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My Blog

mean what you say or don't bother saying it

And that's all I have to say about that.
Posted by senorita incognito on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST

the strangeness of kindness

"Perhaps another time...God bless."Resigned, as kindnessis her nature,she extends her heartbefore her hand."Everyone has their troubles...I'm not the only one."She is infinite grace,as infinite as the...
Posted by senorita incognito on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

the difference between us and them

My dad used to date a woman who was a nurse at a psychiatric hospital.  One day he went to pick her up from work and ran into one of the patients/inmates who asked him, "You know what the differe...
Posted by senorita incognito on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

ding dong the bitch is dead...

Jerry Falwell croaked today.There is a God.
Posted by senorita incognito on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

"why do i give valuable time to people who don't care if i live or die?"

Let me preface this by saying that I am grateful to have some of the truest friends on the planet (some of whom also exist in the Myspace realm).  This is not about them.  This is about thei...
Posted by senorita incognito on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

survey says... (part deux)

You Are Not Destined to Rule the WorldYou are destined for something else... Like inventing a new type of cupcake.You just don't have the stomach for brutality.But watch out - because many people do!A...
Posted by senorita incognito on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

if you've come to save my soul, please go to hell

Okay, this is the second time i've seen this piece (on current TV) submitted by a cabal of evangelical college students documenting the trip they took to China. Seems they went to save all those poor ...
Posted by senorita incognito on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

tha shiznit

In other words... the band called ALSO.  I've known them for more than 2 years now and I still can't get over what badass mofos they are... as musicians, as songwriters and--crucially--as human b...
Posted by senorita incognito on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

all men are pigs? if only.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Single white sheep seeks pig for mutually fulfilling relationship. Or just endless filth and wallowing.- - - - - - - -...
Posted by senorita incognito on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST

WTF canada?

So here we are again. Another year, another seal massacre. This isn't just some cause-of-the-moment for a bunch of animal rights activists with too much time on their hands. This is bloody, barbari...
Posted by senorita incognito on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST