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Scott

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

About Me

I'm into rollerblade basketball, nitrous bungee jumping and breakdance chewing. ..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sea Shanties And Wet Panties

Music:

NKOTB

Movies:

Pooty Tang

Television:

The A-Team

Books:

I have cable

Heroes:

Jason Voorhies

My Blog

Rest Well My Friends!

Global warming is melting glaciers, the DJIA just had its biggest point dive in history, the US is losing lives and billions in two foreign wars, and a presidential election just weeks away may bring ...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:31:00 PST

Funerals

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Posted by Scott on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:16:00 PST

Heart Attack

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Posted by Scott on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:10:00 PST