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Blake

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

About Me

I'm not paranoid, but why do you want to know about me? What are you up to? Well, it's not going to work. Your evil scheming, that is. It won't.Most people know me more than I know myself.Yeah, I'm just a guy in college, soon to be a graduate from college. Yes, I have plans for my life. No, they do not involve a circus.Well, maybe a circus...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sean Connery, Giada de Laurentis, Samuel L. Jackson, any Iron Chef, and the cast of Scrubs

My Blog

Doomsday Clock

So, my phone is dead. It won't turn on.  Very sad.  Hopefully, I can get another phone tomorrow or so.  Until then, the internet's the only way I can communicate with people. Oh well.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:34:00 GMT

Death of a Martian

Oh my. I've been going on facebook and myspace withdrawals like crazy these last couple of days, and, I must say, it feels GREAT doing nothing productive with my time again. Flashback to early Monday/...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:53:00 GMT

Situations

One of my neighbors is getting arrested right now. This girl was driving drunk on Ocala, and the cops turned on their lights.  She hit the gas, turned onto our little road, drove down three speed...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:58:00 GMT

Sitting, Waiting, Wishing...

So, my dad's surgery went pretty well.  It took hours longer than expected (doesn't it always?), but the doctors believe they got all the melanoma from his head and ear.  They said it had mu...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:42:00 GMT

Bad Day Again

I just got off the phone with my mom.  Apparently, my dad's had this thing on his ear for a few months, and it has become more sore these last few weeks.  The doctors say it is skin can...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:41:00 GMT

Hard to Concentrate

It's official. I'm in a rut.  I can't stand it. Doing the exact same thing that I've done every other day is driving me crazy.  At this point, I could be pyschic:  "in two weeks fr...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:30:00 GMT

Breakdown

Ok, so I know that I normally suck at answering my phone.  I am actually trying to fix this, but this week is starting to get to me.  My phone is freaking out.  It keeps getting really ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:15:00 GMT

Fortunate Fool

So, last night (around 10pm), I baked an apple pie.  I had not baked a pie from scratch before, and I figured it was high time to do so.  Here's where I made a bad decision:1am:  I try ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:51:00 GMT

Where is my mind?

The time between Thanksgiving and Christmas is so strange.  It always feels surreal.  Next thing I'll know, it'll be January. On a completely unrelated note, I'm scared.  Why? Banana ha...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:37:00 GMT

Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head

So, I had the TV on some news station just now, and they reported that the governmental auditing department that's dealing with the reconstruction with Iraq is being closed.  It was put in a bill...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:01:00 GMT