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Coffin Joe

I am here for Networking

About Me

My wife wouldn't bear me a child, so I killed her. Then I killed my best friend, and...well, you get the idea. I hate people who cling to religious beliefs out of fear. My eyes get all funky when I'm really pissed off. My friends call me Zé.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A fertile woman I can coerce into bearing me a son. Is life worth living if there's no son to continue one's bloodline? Also the Devil. He looks a lot like me and shares my enthusiasm for torturing scantily clad women.

My Blog

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I kicked the crap out of some guy at the bar today. I dont remember why, maybe he looked at me funny or something. What a sucker.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT