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Gorman

About Me

Blaaahhhh......

My Interests

oh god do I really have to do this??....um...back-braking unthankful work, sitting alone in the dark with a bottle of Scotch, looking up old friends to see if they are as miserable as me, back to the dark room after finding out they arent (or dont appear to be). Lying to total strangers on My Space, lying to friends on My Space, cutting and pasting my bio info from Friendster, creating dummy excel spreadsheets to jump to at the office when Im f..cking around on the internet, seeing how many items of clothing I can stuff in one washer so I dont feel like a degenerate that does eight loads once every two months.

I'd like to meet:

people, dogs...and especially hippos

Books:

well...i still read them, and not for school, which puts me in a tight knit group of about 174,000 Americans that can still read things on the printed page. Of course I never finish books....never ever. I'm into Russian Lit., Hunter Thomson, anything written by friends.....and right now, thats all i can think of...so I guess that means Im not very well read.

Heroes:

Joe