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About Me

After losing the gold in the '05 skateboarding team world championship, brothers Derek, Johnny and Geoffrey Unicorn found themselves immersed in booze and pinball. Johnny and Geoffrey re-apulstered an old 65 chevy and got matching haircuts and disco boots to ease the pain, while Derek found solace in making floral bouqets and jamming along to old Joni Mitchell 45's. They may never skate again........ today the unicorn brothers, three full years older and wiser, make up songs about rescuing the princess and chopping off the heads of evil witches that use black magic. The Unicorn Brothers dont like black magic.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/04/2006
Band Members: Johnny,
Derek
and Geoffry
Unicorn
Influences: ABBA, Wham, Vanilla Ice and Spice Girls
Sounds Like: Lil Wayne,
Akon,
Leona Lewis,
Chris Brown,
Usher,
Mariah Carey,
Rihanna,
Taylor swift,
Britany Spears,
Avril Lavigne,
Ashlee Simpson,
Disturbed,
Rascal Flatts,
Three Days Grace,
50 cent,
Neil Diamond,
Blink 182,
and Frank Sinatra all in a hot tub on cribs...
playing playstation with some dwarfs.

Record Label: BIG TIME
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Glitter Graphics and Animated Giffs

Ok so everybody has to have glitter graphics!!!!! like oh my god....so this might not be a huge library of stuff but im sure you'll find something....so were Unicorn Brothers and we ain't some fancy w...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Your Mama Jokes

OK so your mama jokes are always fun so we figured in the on going stupidness that surrounds us... we figured we would give all you losers something to read...at least for the ones who can?? if you ca...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:17:00 GMT

10 reasons we are not cool

1) because we have people like you, constantly looking at this rather old page. which doesn't even have a new song 2)because we make crap songs as a joke......unlike your band that just makes crap son...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 00:40:00 GMT

People who say: Thanks For the ADD

This is the most over used, most annoying thing to say:" Hey thanks for the add" its even more annoying if you spent time drawing a stupid picture or downloading one that says the same thing If you ne...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:46:00 GMT