"In US and A if you want to marry a girl you cannott just go to her fathers house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before an American woman will allow you into her vagin you must do something called "dating". What would I do if I met my ideal woman? I will love her, be as one, I will give her television, remote control, red dress... I would like her to have no history of retardation in family, if possible she must have plow experience. And she must have a good physique, and tight like a mans anus, and a nice face! I am open to all races but no Jew.""Im not sure if I should mention this or not but Im a good at sex. I am more good than many men. I know I shouldnt say this because women are going to think that is all I want from them, even if I am big."(All of those who know me know that I am just f'in around! For those who dont, dont take life too serious!)