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Beej

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About Me

In my secret other life I'd like to open a palm reading/beauty salon. However, a strip club may need to be attached beacause I'm really meant to be a hooker or a porn star.. because you know how if you take your first pet's name and your street name and put 'em together you get your hooker or porn star name? Well mine is Ginger Harlem, and if that doesn't just scream "let me take off my clothes for money" I dont' know what does.MySpace Layouts

My Interests

This song is probably the best one you could ever find. ..

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Clarkson, Buddha, John Lennon and George Harrison. Not necessarily in that order.And this big, fluffy, love of my life:

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Music:

Jason Mraz, Tristan Prettyman, The Beatles, The Donnas, Mika, Annie, Franz Ferdinand, No Doubt,The Beach Boys, Postal Service, The Shins, Phantom Planet, Kelly Clarkson (Don't judge, you secretly agree), Ben Lee, Spoon, Pat Benatar, The Receiving End of Sirens, Get-up Kids, Ben Folds, Circa Survive...Etc etc

Movies:

Garden State, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Princess Bride, Hook, Newsies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Can't Hardly Wait, Almost Famous, Bridget Jones' Diary, First Wives' Club, She's the Man

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, Heroes, Project Runway, Phil of the Future

Books:

The Time Traveler's Wife, Harry Potter, The Giver, etc

Heroes:

The Spice Girls. Especially Posh.Eleanor Dorcus Pond

My Blog

What I really do at work in the morning

Josie walked up to the bar and sat down."Rum and diet, please." The bartender nodded and walked away. Josie had been to the place a few times before, but she had never noticed how dirty it was. Maybe ...
Posted by Beej on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:58:00 PST

Oh what an adventure

In case you were wondering, this is what 5 years gets you: A new dress, Tony and Tina's wedding, a pimped out hotel room in downtown Chicago and ice skating at Millenium Park. Let me also add that the...
Posted by Beej on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

Bow Chicka Bow wow

Porn porn porn. My room loves porn. That's probably what this Russian guy thought. We had a porn party last friday (which was a blast, and insane) and we left up all of our porn pictures on the wall, ...
Posted by Beej on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:13:00 PST

Why I should not be allowed around....Anything.

So far this week I have: -Dropped a rather large beaker while washing glassware at work...And everyone in the lab across the hall heard.-Spilled a flask of solution I needed for lab... then after coll...
Posted by Beej on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:43:00 PST

The News of Me

I really wish I had some great fun, amazing story to tell here... but---I don't. New things at college:New hair--dyed it a new fun color. New cute roommate from St. Paul, MN--who, thank god, loves Hig...
Posted by Beej on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST

Oh no she didn't

    The more and more that I go downtown, the more places I find that I fall in love with. My list of favorite Chicago places is growing so much that I'm realizing I really just love Ch...
Posted by Beej on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

Death becomes me

    So yesterday was 6.6.06... Hell day or the Devil's day as I heard on the news.. that was kind of funny. A very straight reporter saying "Tomorrow is the devil's day." Like ahh here ...
Posted by Beej on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:33:00 PST

Fac Man's a bunch of freaks

The weirdest thing I've seen since I've been here...Not the guppy mating behavior..Not the gross hickeys on the necks of the weirdest girl and her new toy...Not the bugs in my dorm room...Not even Mis...
Posted by Beej on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:26:00 PST

Guppy voyeurism and cock blocking

I'm usually too... whatever the right word is.. to do these.. but I'm playing hookie from work until I know my advisor will be back and was bored and thought... why not. I realized I'm pretty boring. ...
Posted by Beej on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

How RUDE

    Never before have I posted a bulletin.. I find them somewhat annoying.. well really just when people do them all the time for things that aren't really all that great.. So I've neve...
Posted by Beej on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:37:00 PST