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kaptain kenzie

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choose life. choose a job. choose a career. choose a family. choose a fucking big television. choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. choose a smarter home. choose your friends. choose leisurewear and matching luggage. choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning. choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food in your mouth. choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.CHOOSE YOUR FUTURE. CHOOSE LIFE.

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wednesday- sponsored by ME.

i got paid, which means fun times for all...first stop- the bank.  duh, gotta get that money... how else are we gonna party?second stop- the liquor store. today's selection was vanilla and peach vodka...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:49:00 GMT

pirates vs ninjas

so i have been thinking about this lately...the world should divide into teams of pirates and ninjas.pirates, of course would kick ninja ass.so pick a side... and NO, you can't be a pirate/ninja.  it'...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:15:00 GMT

mondays.

1- bailey'sso duane, kevin, jd and i went to bailey's monday to watch the miami game, they ended up kickin ass, too.2- trophyas mondays usually go, i made a stop at trophy with michael, who i haven't ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:00:00 GMT

iz you bowlin? bitch i might be.

so duane and i went bowling.  i got an 81, my highest score EVER.i went to the gypsy's last night, shmeek, up with the joneses, and shallow palace.they were all fuckin rock.  really awesome show.  sti...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:01:00 GMT

one sock short of a pair

my cuz came to visit a few weeks ago from mi.  i also got to see maja and anika.  we hit dntn and gypsy's for a great punk show.  i love you and miss you, j-me.glad i got to hang out with you on your ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:53:00 GMT

blind typing

juwell i can't see what the fuck i'm typing, something is wrong with the myspace, so we'll see how this goess... warped tour was kick ass. i got to go for free and even got backstage passes. it was...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:50:00 GMT

i need a cigarette

robbie, i'm dying.  i really am.  the nicotine withdraws are literally killing me.  i don't know how much longer i have, but you can say something at my funeral.  
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:27:00 GMT

i'm on "vacation"...

yep. the "vacation" began thursday at 1:30.  i'll be back sunday.  due to the nature of this "vacation" i will quit smoking cigarettes.  nicorette is helping some.  but i really want a fucking cigaret...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:04:00 GMT

mac and cheese almost got my ass kicked

i've lost a lot of numbers since my roommate soaked my phone last night.  that was really cool of her.  needless to say, it's on bitch.  robbie thinks a good punch in the face might do the trick.  i'l...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:20:00 GMT

KENZIEPALOOZA 09

IT'S ALMOST HERE.that's right, kenziepalooza will be kickin off friday may 1st at my house with live music from the p47 bombers. (check out their myspace)i'm sure there will be a keg or two and jello ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:26:00 GMT