What would you say to... |
If you came face to face with a 'celebrity', footballer or whoever that you disliked, what would you say to them? Here are mine
Frank Lampard: 'Yeah fuck off and get another sunbed you fucking cunt, I...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:24:00 GMT |
Best players outside the top 4? |
Here's one to think about. Name a best eleven using premiership players who play for clubs outside of the top 4(Arsenal,ManU,Liverpool and Chelsea)
GK.Jaaskelainen(Bolton)
RB.Richards(Man City)
LB.Bai...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 14:49:00 GMT |
Dad's sensitivity |
My Dad is not sensitive to female mood swings, not in the slightest. A lady called Helen who we were working for had a random hissy fit at my Dad over something trivial like door frames. She then...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:13:00 GMT |
Funniest Parent Rant |
I would like to post my father's funniest rant.
Upon arriving back to his house(which is a farm), the donkeys which he and his missus keep are making noise basically asking for food. My Dad, Brian Dun...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
Replacing the word 'Valentine' |
O.K. This me puttin on a page another funny thought I've been having for a while.
If you permanently replaced the word 'valentine' with 'bollockchops', what kind of phrases would you get.
'The bollock...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 21:27:00 GMT |
Best T-Shirt slogans |
I've been thinking about the great T-shirt slogans
'FRANKY SAYS RELAX'
'I'm with stupid'
'what are you looking at dicknose'
'I'm what Willis was talkin bout'
'Got Milkers?'
And so forth, e...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 14:54:00 GMT |
Funny names |
I would like to post some funny names followed by their creators, I'm doing this for my own personal amusement.
Didier Daltrey (pro evo/Rich Browne)
Banana Dreamboat (Sean Browne)
Fergus McFannyfondle...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:57:00 GMT |
What you can do with your surname |
I have been thinking for ages about the things you can attach my surname(Dunworth) to, or possibilites it can be used in in certain situations.
If I married Delta Goodrem her name would be Delta ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:46:00 GMT |
Airport |
I'm waiting for my plane in Dublin airport. I was suprised to find a number of computers with internet access. Basically the point I'm getting to is that these well situated computers are an abso...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:23:00 GMT |
What have you been up to? |
'What have you been up to?' The most overused sentence in the world.
Someone says 'alright Buz, what have you been up to'. O.k, you wanna know what I've been up to? How long you got? I'll tell you ex...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:46:00 GMT |
