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Travis

About Me

Hello, Hello, my friends! as you know my name is travis and this is my myspace page. my myspace page could kick most of ur myspace's asses. without a doubt. a little about my self? ok. I'm a 5'11''185 lb piece of artwork. Im a virgo, so i got that goin for me. I enjoy hanging out with friends and having a few social drinks time to time. i carry a nice conversation with me at all times loaded with an arsenal of literally hundreds of words in my vocab. I do not enjoy pedophiles, anything that i have to pay money to, work, mean people, homework, the cold, wild snakes, getting physicals, bad smells, terrorists, george W., sweaty shirtless guys at concerts that are smashed up against me, the sound of the vacuum cleaner, blender, lawn mower, pots and pans banging together, and when your teeth hit together and it makes thats screetchy scratchy sound. also, i do not like warm beer, wet socks, paid programming, smelly feet/breath, mean girls, girls that aren't funny, girls that don't like me, losing in Madden 07, spilling things, not having money, farting when you think its gonna be small but its big, constipation, being sick, puking, unexpected boners, screech, the end of beers, bad drivers. that pretty much sums it up. im amazing. if u want to be my friend i'll probably let you. just talk to me. under this tough guy exterior there is a creamy center.
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My Interests

Well, my interests mainly includes being with my friends (doesn't matter what were doing, its the company that matters), playing video games, playing catch with the pigskin, swimming in th summer on hot days, my piranhas (the death squad five), watching tv, movies, reading books, shopping when I have money (I never shop in other words), Comedy (including stand up, sketch comedy, basically anything of the humorous sorts I love), the internet, girls(call me), parties, drinking, sleeping in my bed, eating( I love food), driving long distances, questioning religion, reading about the old west, national parks (i've been to Rocky Mountain National Park and Glacier National Park, easily the most beautiful places I've ever seen in my life, I want to go to another one this summer, maybe Yellowstone?), camping with my dad and brother, hiking, photography, photo editing, photoshop, being in nature, waterfalls, seeing live animals in the wild, fishing anywhere, campfires and the food that comes with it, learning about early American settlers and basically the history of America, going to my grandma's in the summer and seeing my family in Starbuck, tubing in Lake Minnewaska with my awesome uncle Bob, and anything else that makes me happy in life.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet alot of musicians, but I would rather meet comedians! Jerry Seinfeld, Dane Cook, Jack Black, Dave Chapelle. There is alot more. I guess I just wanna meet anyone thats funny. I love laughing. They gotta be interesting. Chuck Norris is interesting. I'd like to meet him. Tom Hanks too. Maybe we could shoot some hoops or somethings. Actually, if anyone knows Tom Hanks, hook me up. I wanna play basketball against him. Actually, I'm challenging him! Bring it on Hanks! I think it would be fun to hang out with Tom Green too. He still lives on in every dumbass like me! god bless him.

Music:

I have a ton of music I enjoy, some of my favorite bands throughout the course of my life would be Incubus, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Trivium, Finch, Underoath, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, All that Remains, 30 Seconds to Mars, As I Lay Dying, Billy Talent, Breaking Benjamin, Blindside, Bullet for my Valentine, Deftones, Elton John, an eerie liking for Fallout Boy (i dont know why, I just do), Damien Rice, From Autumn to Ashes, The Human Abstract, In Flames, Muse, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, Styx, Slipknot, Silverstein, My Chemical Romance, System of a Down, Tenacious D, THE POSTAL SERVICE, Rise Against,I usually listen to stuff considered to be Rock/ Metal/ Experimental. Things like that. I dont have any Country in my musical diet because I have extreme contempt for that crap. Much like my brother, I would rather drink a boiling cup of gorilla piss than listen to that for the rest of my life. I hate Toby Keith, he's a typical redneck. Sings about trucks, beer, and about loving the war. Personally I think we send Toby Queef to Iraq. I dont care what he does over there.

Movies:

I LOVE MOVIES! One of my favorite movies is Crash. Fucking powerful man, but for other movies basically anything with the slack pack. Ferrel, Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Steve carrel and a lot others. The royal tenenbaums( it takes a special person to laugh at that movie)The Devil's Rejects, Pirates of the Carribean 1 & 2, 40 yr. old virgin, half baked, the aristocrats, requiem for a dream, blow, office space, Lord of the Rings, American Beauty, The Life Aquatic, Waynes World 1 and 2, Dogma, and all the other kevin smith flicks ( minus chasing amy- can't stand her whiny voice- christ!),Remember the Titans, Grizzly man, Bowling for Coumbine, Farenheit 9/11, Howard the duck, Revenge of the Nerds, Predator 1 and 2, The Terminators, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sin City, 300, Jack, Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers (will be, I just know it), and many others which I will update at a later time.


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Television:

the best show on tv hands down is.........(drum roll please)........THE OFFICE. But not far behind in the race is Lost. I had my doubts and then I watched the first season and I can't get enough. fuckin sweet show!, i have others. also watch strangers with candy. u can usually find it on sunday afternoons on comedy central. its a dandy. Aqua teen hunger force is the shit too, South Park (only gets better with age), Dateline- To catch a predator, Any documentary on MSNBC, Countdown with Keith Olberman, Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Planet Earth, and also many many more that I will update at a later date.

Books:

Undaunted Courage, The Cases that Haunt Us (not done), Dude, where's my country?

My Blog

I like monkeys

I LIKE MONKEYSI like monkeys.The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought thatodd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not tolook a ...
Posted by Travis on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

Myspace: Online Methemphetamine?

Lady: "ok, now we're all here for the same reason. We all have a problem that needs to be dealt with. A demon. Something we can't escape. You shouldn't feel outcasted here. We all have the same proble...
Posted by Travis on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:21:00 PST

Its rhubarb season again and the elderly are restless!!

Hello blog readers, i want to bring something to the attention of you readers out there. Its a growing phenomena, sweeping the nation, or at least the backyards and gardens of elderly women. Not just ...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 12 May 2006 01:05:00 PST

Oh Taco John! I put everything in our relationship! But you gave up on it!

So, i'm reeeeal hungry right now and i haven't eaten anything all day. I think I'm going to eat at Taco Bell. I was thinking why don't i go to taco john's? but then i thought "why" should I eat at tac...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST

Grandmas fetish for feeding grandchildren until they r ripping at the anus

hello, i hope everyone enjoyed their easters as well as i did. I mean, its no christmas, but still a feeding frenzy never the less. i satrted my trek up to my g-ma's for some family fun time and some ...
Posted by Travis on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:30:00 PST