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Your Birthdate: October 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.
Your strength: Your flair
Your weakness: If you think it, you say it
Your power color: Scarlet red
Your power symbol: Inverted triangle
Your power month: March
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are Big Bird
Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.
You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.
You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.
How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORDWell, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit,
and tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.! You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck
when the shit hits the fan.You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek without a paddle.Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't give a shit!Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!==================================================
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==========================This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:What Makes 100%?What does it mean
to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+1 2+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND,
look how far ass kissing
will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude
with mathematical certainty
that While Hard work and Knowledge
will get you close,
and Attitude
will get you there,
it's the Bullshit
and Ass kissing
that will put you over the top.