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auntie m.

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About Me


*I prefer stories that start, "Once upon a time..."
*I am Jack's Nervously Bitten Lip.
*Jesus Christ is my Superstar.
*Puddle Jumping is favorite sport. I'm darn right competitive, too.
*I like shiny things and rhyming words.
*I smile lots, it's better than the alternative.
*I sometimes scream just to hear my own voice.
*I love love. Hate is the worst four letter word in my opinion, right next to fear.
*I like using improper grammar, just 'cuz I can.
*I am a Grammar/Spelling Nazi.
*I'll eat the Cherry Jolly Ranchers and throw the rest away.
*Sometimes, I tell my secrets to people whom I barely know so that I learn trust.
*I speak in sounds and silly voices.
*I don't speak at times so as to better hear what others speak.
*I dig giving the stuff that matters to me away to those who matter to me more.
*I want to someday see the world as more than just pictures of places that I have not been.
*I despise make-up at times.
*I am not into labels of any kind.
*Sunrises are beautiful... and a great indication to finally go bed.
*Math Class makes me lose all hope in life.
*I am a Superhero... I'm still trying to find my superpowers, though.
*Driving is best with no destination.
*I really do like almost everyone whom I meet.
*Hugs give life, I think.
*Real conversations are worth more than anything in life.
*I collect piercings and tattoos like a hobby.
*I ALWAYS write back to people.
*I run on hope and sugar.
*When I grow up, I want to be shorter.
*Change is my only constant.
*I don't believe that medication fixes everything...
*I have bit of a Peter Pan-complex... and obsession.
*I talk to myself... sing, dance and laugh at myself, too.
*I try to do everything twice, just to be sure if I like it or not.
*I adore talking to random strangers, best way to make new random friends.
*I have a 6-string that I strum.
*I'm currently conducting extensive research as to if boys are indeed icky and if they all smell.
*I think animals have souls, too.
*I have music on ALWAYS, it's like an evergoing soundtrack.
*I believe in happy endings.
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My Interests


Peter Pan
Night time
Honeysuckle scent in Springtime
Rubber Duckies

Code Red Mountain Dew
Books
Natural lighting
Nail polish
Ritalin
Not drinking
Music
Non-monetary things
Goblins
Journaling
SweeTarts
Concerts

Cherry Jolly Ranchers
Vinyl
Skeleton keys
Airy thoughts
Sword fighting with pirates
Harry Potter

Mythology
Not smoking
Self-admitted Nerds
Ripping music
Spikes
Smelly good things
Rain
Genuine smiles

Cleaning
Clue
Silly Putty
Vampires
Serial Killers
Ancient Greece
Good conversation
Glam

Chopping up magazines
Shiny things
Cheez Whiz
Writing
Critters
Making hemp stuff
Teaching
Happy Meal Toys
Fighting crime
Acting
Sharpies
Friendship collages
Weird endings

I'd like to meet:


my one true love.

bollocks&me

I like happy people. Happy for no reason with genuine smiles that light up eyes.

It'd be way rad if he would:
*have a smile that can be heard in his voice.
*constantly have animal hair on his clothes and not even notice.
*not be homophobic/racist/a bigot.
*watch cartoons.
*dance in the rain with me whenever the chance arises.
*tell me exactly what he thinks, even if it is that I am wrong.
*aimlessly drive on occasions.
*argue with me, even if his heart isn't in it... and then put his heart into "making up".
*be a pirate.
*love his family royally.
*love Jesus more than anything.
*sing the words to great songs... quietly... loudly...whatever.
*look great in whatever he wears with confidence.
*read.
*KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE!!!
*know my favorites in everything without too much asking, if any.
*care about the difference between catsup and ketchup.
*surprise me with things that remind him of me.
*find that half the fun in watching a movie with someone is the little trivia whispered back and forth with knowing airs.
*find constellations with me on clear nights.
*know the stories behind the constellations.
*hate the ideal set by nonrealistic media standards on how girls should look and act.
*expand my already ecclectic music tastes.
*feel it is a prerequisit to be touching me in some manner always- arm around me, hold my hand, stand so close to me that our shoulders touch...
*keep a journal... just write in general.
*cause me to smile at the mere thought of him.
*insite laughter in me above all else.
*not care what people think.
*be musical in some manner.
*not be afraid of my tears and will know exactly what to say or do to cease their flow.
*see the irony in the everday.
*love my voice to be the first and last thing that he hears everyday.
*beautify the ordinary with poetic words.
*have laughing eyes that hide behind overhanging hair.
*be able to keep up with my vocabulary.
*keep converstations going into all hours of the night.
*fit like a puzzle piece when we lay together or hug.
*balance us and friendships and family as if it wasn't balancing at all, natural-like.
*play.
*not be a jealous sort.
*be intelligent while not making me feel ignorant.
*not want to get married by next year.
*always know the time, but never care.
*be up for any adventure.
*read all of this and ask, "Is that it?"

people to play with.

Music:


The Postal Service
Duran Duran
Blue Oyster Cult
Gwar
P.J.Harvey
The Kinks
DC Talk
Otep

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
Hanson
Luciano Pavorotti
Underworld
Prodigy
Blondie
The Cruxshadows
Old Nine Inch Nails
Ani DiFranco
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Bjork

Brahms
The Newsboys
Jem
Jeff Buckley
Devo
Culture Club
Talking Heads
Wolfsheim

Strung Out
Rage Against the Machine
Sneaker Pimps
Massive Attack
Plumb

Wyclef Jean Lyrics
Sweetest Girl Lyrics ..
Sleater Kinney
The Adicts

Tori Amos
Aimee Mann
Leftfield
The Pixies
Maroon 5
Terra Firma
Three 6 Mafia
Siouxsie & The Banshees
Gary Jules
The Manic Street Preachers

Billie Holiday
Butthole Surfers
Mozart
Echo and The Bunnymen
The Sex Pistols
Cowboy Junkies
Radiohead
Frank Sinatra
The Cure
Dog Fashion Disco

Ella Fitzgerald
Johnny Cash
Rufas Wainwright
The Flaming Lips
Ludacris
The Union Underground

Third Day
Bare
Keith Urban
The Aquabats
Bad Religion
Caedmon's Call
The Beatles
Paul Oakenfold

Esthere
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
A Crystal Method
Big Dumb Face
Le Tigre
The Doors
Jurassic 5
Josh Groban

The Misfits
Flogging Molly
Jars of Clay
David Bowie
Rachmaninov
Rusted Root
Portishead

Venus Hum
Nickel Creek
Emmylou Harris
Stabbing Westward
The Lawrence Arms
Moi dix Mois

India Arie
Charlie Daniels Band
Death Cab for Cutie
Fischerspooner
Ben E. King
Beethoven
O.A.R.
Placebo
Better than Ezra

Fred Astaire
Baby Bash
Eartha Kitt
Queen
Phil Collins
The Pogues
Lords of Acid
Against Me!
The Shins
Travis
Miss Kitten

Tapping the Vein
Kidneytheives
Sublime
Zebrahead
Dispatch
Switchblade Symphony
Silverchair
Orbital
The Descendents
Tears for Fears
Reggie and the Full Effect
Tegan and Sara

Tubring
The Divinyls
A Perfect Circle
Bright Eyes

VNV Nation
........ etc...

Jaded Raver Kid with a preference for
HAPPY HARDCORE and DRUM 'N BASS

Movies:


Hook
The Boondock Saints
Life as A House
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill
Kill Bill Vol II
Mortal Kombat
The Sixth Sense
Unbreakable
Signs
The Village
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bog Strike Back
Jerse.... Ha ha. Nevermind
Party Monster
Run Lola Run
House of Flying Daggers
Lord of the Rings
Back to the Future
Saw
Garden State
Se7en
Interview with the Vampire
Fight Club
Snatch
12 Monkeys
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The Usual Suspects
Halloween
Elephant
Donnie Darko
SLC Punk
Empire Records
My First Mister
Amelie
Go
Wayne's World
Flatliners
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Breakfast Club
Pretty in Pink
Ever After
The Princess Bride
Drop Dead Fred
Peter Pan
Scent of a Woman
The Crow
Saved
Lilo and Stitch
Red Dragon
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Jurassic Park
Trainspotting
Spun
Tombstone
The United States of Leland
Napoleon Dynomite
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Scream
History of Violence
Green Street Holligans
The Lord of the Rings
American History X
Hackers
Das Experiment
Harry Potter Series
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Sin City
Tromeo and Juliet
Gravedancers
Rang de Basanti

Books:


The Three Musketeers
The Alchemist
The Lord of the Rings
Jane Eyre
Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
High Fidelity
She's Come Undone
Demon in My View
Othello
The Count of Monte Cristo
Red Dragon
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Les Miserables
Ella Enchanted
Grimm's Faerie Tales
Neverwhere
American Gods
The Sandman Series
The Divine Comedy
The Odyssey
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Pride and Prejudice
Faherenheit 451
Much Ado About Nothing
How To Make Love Like A Porn Star
Green Eggs and Ham
The Long Walk
Abarat
Harry Potter Series

*Poets*
ee cummings
Sylvia Plath
Tennyson
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Langston Hughes
Shakespeare
Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

Foregoing the a typical sarcasic response that I known for...

I love my lil' seester!.. well, I adore my family, in general... she's my most favoritest, though. She's seen me through some times and I've done the same for her. We've been pitted against eachother by a common enemy, a.k.a. our father, and we've had our share of fistfights and screaming matches. I wouldn't trade any of it for the world 'cuz it's only made me see how much she's the most amazing person in my life.

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My Blog

written.

and so it goes,all falls and no faith. a frightful time to the end. i don't know what i'm doing. most of the time. it's an unsuccessful game of improv and all the jokes fall flat.no reaction time is q...
Posted by auntie m. on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:26:00 PST

bloggage?

well, i've done it. i moved in to the new digs a week ago today. it's funny, i think only i can move into a place without seeing it beforehand and without knowing that i was moving until the day of......
Posted by auntie m. on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:40:00 PST

stackers.

the spice girls are staring at me from the wall. i do so much love my lesbian's room. to my left, robbie "bob" williams is mean-mugging me. as much as she protests, i like the feeling of her home. i d...
Posted by auntie m. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:52:00 PST

library.

first day of a new month. things end. things begin... it makes sense to write now, i think. so. hmm...where to start? i sit in the library as i type this-frustrated with its slow internet and prehis...
Posted by auntie m. on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

sense.

they think that we have it all out for their personal enjoyment. ferret playground. in reality, the room is flooded. it has been flooded since before my birthday. it started off in one of the closets ...
Posted by auntie m. on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

distance.

i can't come up with the pretty poetry prose. the the words that hale hallmark. the heartbeat fleeting speak. see, i have these drunken realizations. and i am bound by my self imposed limitations. but...
Posted by auntie m. on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:18:00 PST

grief.

i don't know where i went wrong... it wasn't a conscious thing. i woke up and realized that it all fell down. i pulled at the wrong piece. i shoved at another. it toppled. .. and i had walked away and...
Posted by auntie m. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST

united.

it's more than text on a computer screen.... it's your heart and mine in so many words. it's the way the way that we can laugh even though it's serious butit's always hilarious. it's us. against each ...
Posted by auntie m. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

undone.

sometimes, i think i'm insatiable. i want for everything and it's never enough. i could have it all and i would still feel empty.... i don't think... no...  i know that i could not ask for a bett...
Posted by auntie m. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST

no superman.

"i can't do this all on my own. no. i know. i'm no superman. ...i'm no superman."so's, i've realized that almost every moment in life can be compared to an episode of scrubs. we dvr the hell out of th...
Posted by auntie m. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST