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the Sordid Affair

About Me

We are the Sordid Affair band/coven. We sing the new post-riot grrl apocalypso songs. We rock harder than chinese math. We're straight but not straight-edge. Two of us dated the same girl who said we sounded like "someone chewing his own arm off." Fuck hoes and flat-tops. We can't get along with anybody and are ready to die. We play emocore with a Christian message. Fuck y'all.
the Sordid Affair

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Member Since: 29/12/2004
Band Website: http://www.thesordidaffair.com
Influences: Creedence, weed, urban violence, Morrissey.
Sounds Like: The Sordid Motherfucking Affair: like if somebody sewed a set of balls onto the old guys in Sonic Youth and made 'em do Gin Blossoms covers while exercising. Busted-up amps and guitars with a bass player who has terminal cancer and two guitars made gay for each other's "sound". Women swoon and dudes get embarrassed. Not artsy or profound or prog or metal or sad or fucking experimental. Music your dad could get into if he can still do a push-up or two.
Record Label: Death Row

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