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Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee

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About Me

My name is Cletus and I want friends that wont throw stones at me.

My Interests

Soft things that can't hurt me. I love Nerf because people can hit me all day and it doesnt hurt as much or bruise.

I'd like to meet:

People without rocks, sticks or anything else that can be further used to cause me harm.

Music:

I can't afford a radio so the only music I hear is when people drive by blasting loud music in their car. People like my friend Edwardo, he listens to Ayumi Hamasaki and Del Castillo really really loud.

Movies:

Zoolander. You should see me do Blue Steele!

Television:

I can't afford a tv.

Books:

Everybody Poops.

Heroes:

Patrick Swayze, Gary Beusy, Tom Jones, Barry Manilow, Steve from Wal-Mart

My Blog

Back to square one.

Well my friends, I have great news and disapponting news. The great news is after all my weeks of hard trainging, I've proven that I am worthy of fighting for my country and being an American soldier ...
Posted by Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:48:00 PST

Heart of a hero.

I went out for a walk the other day and some guys jumped me and beat the crap out of me with magazines. After about 20 minutes of being beat up, they left, laughing like school girls. When they left, ...
Posted by Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:06:00 PST

I did it!!!

Well first off, sorry about not being around for so long. Turbo broke down and I had to think of a way to get her fixed. Money is hard these days but lucky for me, I stumbled across a flyer for a mara...
Posted by Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:28:00 PST

My new Hoopty! I call her TURBO!!!

I finally did it! After saving money and not eating for so long I finally saved up the $53 to get the car I was telling you all about. She's a 1986 Hoopty and I call her Turbo, you'll know why when yo...
Posted by Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

My dumpster/house

Hello friends.Well, I thought it would be nice if I shared with you all the house (dumpster) I live in. I know it's not much but it where I lay my hat and rest my body everyday after a hard day of col...
Posted by Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:53:00 PST

Shades!!!

My friend bought me some shades today and I wanted to show them off.Wow, now I look like a real stud. Watch out ladies, here comes Cletus "Bright Eyes" McGee!...
Posted by Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST

Im free!

No more living in my neighbors dungeon for me! I escaped while he was changing the newspaper in my cage and I now live in a dumpster next to Cook Out on Cliffdale Rd. The people that work there are ni...
Posted by Cletus "Sexy Tooth" McGee on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:26:00 PST