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Michael

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THANK YOU RICHARD PRINCE! FOR YOUR CAMPY USELESS ART WORK!WHY DO MY KIDS HATE ME?The Larb, and Meishack MyGen Profile Generator I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! ......

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My Blog

assface of the year

you know who you are!.... so a lot (well three) people have commented on my lack of blogging for the past three-four weeks and i don't know why because I really have nothing to say ever that's importa...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:04:00 GMT

the more you try to erase me, the more that i appear....

that's right thom... geez guys i wish you wouldn't let me drink so much...i feel horrible to-day....anyway, regardless...last night was fun....fun...fun.....another night of drinking followed by belli...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:28:00 GMT

sassy old broads...

to-day was like Crime and Punishment without the whooping cough...and it's hot, too.. collared greens!...faux chili-like substance made with turkey! a Kathy bates movie! indeed...these are the things ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:18:00 GMT

we love the jams, and the jams run free

indeed we do, kim gordon, indeed we do.....i've been trying to stay away from the news because it's getting to be too much...there's too much going on....depressing...i'll give it a break for a while....
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 00:04:00 GMT

Pattern Recogniton

I despise Sundays...most everyone is off of work and they remind me of Easter--rabbits and eggs...happy children, raping your dog on the lawn...it's all awful...anyway i've succumbed to the fact that ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 00:23:00 GMT

Provincetown--the place you want to act like you're from, but you're not...and we know it.

Provincetown was great! a huge amount of homosexuals thrown into a small city meant only to parade around shirtless and ride bikes..that is all....but it was fun...the gang and myself went out....i me...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 16:39:00 GMT

Richard Prince vs. the Jennifer Beals Fish

The Jennifer Beals fish has been spotted (and caught) by yours truly off the Coast of Cape Cod.  To my chagrin, and those around me, I decided to let her go so that she can be free and pleas...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:03:00 GMT

let nurse give you a shot...

it's something to do.... it's official...i will  be graduating in December...hmm...it only took me about 12 years and seven majors..and now i'm going ot end up with a huge fat English degree...th...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 22:08:00 GMT

Meet me on the corner, Thursday. Wear your special underwear. Sway side to side.

In a virile attempt to escape from being dragged down Spanish Town road at 4am by someone unnamed who is twice my size, i fled the scene as soon as i freed my arms from his overbearing drunkedness; ne...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:34:00 GMT

Baby hits a new low

Since it's sunday i thought i'd open this blog with a bible verse...i don't know what it says..i just picked it... while i was hitting an all new low last night and working on a 500 piece puzzle, drin...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 14:11:00 GMT