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Jerzy.. Californicated

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About Me

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The Air Faerie... You are an interesting breed of
faeries, but the hardest of all to catch. This
is mostly because you don't know you're even
being chased, so easily distracted. You are
playful and hyper. Laughter is the best
medicine, that's your motto. Some see you as
airheaded, but really you aren't. You can be
intellegent when you want too, you'd just
rather play. Life is short, you make the best
of it.
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You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding. Find out your color at Quiz Me! Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

New Aged/Wiccan
An it harm none, do as ye will. You are a fluffy bunny. You wouldn't harm a fly. Actually, you might demonstrate to SAVE the flies! Than again, you're probably busy casing love spells, using a psychic talent, being a Vegetarian or trying to save the Rainforests. Either way, you're harmless.
Heart of Glass
What is Your Heart REALLY Made of?
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Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... eternal
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What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
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Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 95%
Kissing Skill Level - 26%
Cudding Skill Level - 47%
Sex Skill Level - 96%
Why They Love You You are too sexy for words.
Why They Hate You You can be selfish.
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You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and
empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You
cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to
surround yourself and drink of the song in
their blood.
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My Interests

Music, Art, Poetry, fun, romance.. great times, and good conversation.

I'd like to meet:

MEN AND WOMEN OR EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE.

Music:

Triz, Izill, Fiona apple, eryka badu, luxx, tricky, bjork, jack johnson, craig David.. Luda,Busta, Alicia Keys. Ani Difranco,Morceauxthe list goes on
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You Are Low Maintenance

Otherwise known as "too good to be true"
You're one laid back chica - and men love that!
Just remember that no good guy likes a dormat.
So if you find your self going along to get along...
Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight.

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Guys Like That You're Charming

You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tiffany
Birthday: october 3
Birthplace: Passiac NJ
Current Location: Stockton CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Reddish
Height: 5 9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: confused..
The Shoes You Wore Today: none yet.
Your Weakness: deep tissue back massages
Your Fears: not being able to love
Your Perfect Pizza: tomatoe and onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sanity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ill get back to you later when i come backon.
Thoughts First Waking Up: sex first or coffee? i can never decide
Your Best Physical Feature: lips... breasts
Your Bedtime: when im sleepy.
Your Most Missed Memory: monmouth beach with Iz and Susan.
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke please
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds Parfaits
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: both together
Cappuccino or Coffee: either
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: as much as possible
Do you Shower Daily: 3x
Have you Been in Love: thankfully i have loved great..
Do you want to go to College: sure
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: only one who truly can, right?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no,i get Emotion Sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: id like to think so
Are you a Health Freak: nah.
Do you get along with your Parents: ...............
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much.
Do you play an Instrument: my voice is my favorite instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not in 4 months
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO NO NO..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: ah.. i long for those days again
In the past month have you been Dumped: no.. that was a whileago.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes..... alone....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope./
Ever been Drunk: hell fuckin yeah. too much t&t
Ever been called a Tease: no.. i dont thinknso
Ever been Beaten up: ......
Ever Shoplifted: .... that wasa long time ago...
How do you want to Die: i dontwant to .
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: electric .. just burn through me ...
Favourite Hair Color: no favorite
Short or Long Hair: I LOVELOCKS
Height: taller than me
Weight: ....
Best Clothing Style: their own
Number of Drugs I have taken: today?or total?
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: was up to 28 but now i have shed my armor.
Number of Tattoos: 11
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 22394756767675674933434.765

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Movies:

Buffalo 66, Barfly, Monster's Inc, Doors, Jacob's Ladder, Cable Guy, Rozencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead, Purple Rain, Gia, Beyond Borders, The Color Purple, Steel Magnolias, A lot of chick flicks, sci Fi movies.. anything with Jeff Goldblum.. "Jesus' son" one of my favorites. oh to many to name.. ill get back to this

Television:

ER, Newlyweds, cooking.Golden Girls. Fear Factor 30 minute Meals, and stuff.. HOMESTARRUNNER.NET... ITS DOT COM

Books:

The Tao of Pooh. Shopgirl. AIM screename "ellofrench"

Heroes:

Iz, my daughter, Eddie Izzard AND .....
. .. ..

My Blog

kevin

i miss my friend
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

dumped

he dumped me and i am feelig quite numbmy body walks i breathe ut i feel no life around meĀ feel like a shell and i am walking behid myself, yelligbut i dont seem to noticemy hair is a mess and my eyes...
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:39:00 PST

not sure what to think...

i have this thing.. its like a problem .. but i dont know how to solve it... i am addicted to asses. and i dont mean like the butt kind i mean like ass- like people. my guy is a babe, for sure and he...
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST

what the fuck

where is my damn sister..... you know you can get in touch through this thing called a "computer".. its  a new piece of communication that lets you talk to those WITH NO FUCKING PHONE so you can ...
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:27:00 PST

my sister

i miss her... she even took me off her myspace friends... that sucks...   i hope she is okay, i am doing better...   love you big sis
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

maybe it can get more interesting

but i am sure i cannot hand,le any more drama...    my broken lag has been overshadowed by my need for money for my storage unit
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

i broke my leg,....

2 days ago... it sucks.
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:57:00 PST

relationships

are they a bitch or what???? i am with this guy.. andf i think that he has a thing for someone else.. the problem is that i couold be doing better but i am holding back waiting for him.. well i guessi...
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:31:00 PST

in your face,

so i am working my ass off.. so much so that it hurts, i have a restraining order... i am off drugs and liking it and i didnt do any of it for YOU. I hope you are feeling good about yourself andf thin...
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

SUK MY DICK

I am headed to get a restraining order right now, then i go to work at 2 pm.   like J-O-B styl-y.   EAT ME.
Posted by Jerzy.. Californicated on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:22:00 PST