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The Great Goddess Jackie

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I'm not a male

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netI know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

I had this huge explanation of my interests here, but it took up most of my page... so I'm going to make it all quick like and if you want to know more... ask.

I'd like to meet:

A monkey who enjoys underpants shopping :-D

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Music:

Music is a big part of my life, I suppose that is why I don't talk to very many people about it. I listen to every genre. I listen to Industrial, Goth, Dark Wave, a little bit of Electronia, Trance, drum n bass, Techno, and everything along those lines... all the way to Rock, some pop, hip-hop, classical, alternative.... everything but Country music. Maybe it's cause I've never had a cousin to sleep with. I typically enjoy listening to bands with meaning or stand for something, like SOAD and RATM. With those bands it's not just the music... most of my appreciation comes from the people behind the band. I enjoy music that makes me feel good and happy, like Corsen, Tiesto, Marilyn Manson (huge jump, I know), and such. Then there is the music that I like just singing along to or hoping around to... like White Zombie, Rob Zombie (not as great as White Zombie, but still good), Nirvana, Yeah yeah yeahs, Franz, etc. Then there is the music I relax to, like Radiohead, Audioslave, The Cure, Dj Amanda (Hardcore Industrial... but some of her stuff is relaxing), Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, and others. It is really hard to dip in my mind right now to think of all that I like... but with this, one may paint a small picture. But oh man, there are many other things I could list up on here too, but I am really bad with names.

Okay, I'm going to attempt to add more here. I also enjoy... The Cranberries, Alanis Moresette, The Doors, Depech Mode, The White Stripes, Poe, Garbage, The Cardigans and of course... the list continues.

Movies:

George Bush singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday"


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The Evolution of Dance


Comedian dances to clips of music from the 60's to the 2000's I love movies so my list is quite long. I love all kinds from action to musicals. So here is the list of my favorite movies that I can think of from off the top of my head, I'll add more later. My list: both of the bourne Movies, any movie by Tim Burton (that man is a genius.) Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Sixth Sense, The Others, Little Nicky, Grease, Bloodsport, all time favorite is Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Dammed, the Pirates of the Carribean, Quintin T. movies, Full Metal Jacket, The Dirty Harry movies, Finding Nemo, Beauty and the Beast (- That's the greatest movie in the whole wide world. I use to watch it everyday, sometimes twice a day for a solid year. Now I watch it every month.It's beautiful), pretty much most of the really good Disney movies, most of the good Pixar movies, all three Lord of the Rings, Bruce Lee movies, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, both Resident Evils, The Matrix (of course), Dogmata, Zoolander, Eight Crazy Nights, Joe Dirt, Star Wars, Snatch, Fight Club, Gone in 60 seconds, Swordfish, all of the Blade movies (kind of), Jim Carrey movies, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, Pauley Shore movies, Equilibrium, 25th hour, most vampire movies... look at my interests for why, damn... there are so many movies I want to list, but I just don't have the time. I love all kinds of movies... as long as they have substance, they get me to laugh, a good story... just pure genius behind it.

Television:

I barely ever get to watch TV, but when i do... i like: Family Guy, The Simpsons, Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Will Smith is like the grandma goodness on sweet potato pie.), MAD TV (I like the original cast though... freaking Miss. Swan... ohhhh man lol), Ripley's believe it or not, Married with Children, Unhappily ever after, I love Lucy, Gilligan's Island, Animaniacts (It should be up top with Family guy... but I'm too lazy to push the arrow key up), That 70's show, Teen Titans, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Gargoyles (If i were one of them, I'd be Demona), Fairly Odd Parents, that one show with the death guy and the little girl with the annoying boy, Wonder Shozen, House (I saw it a couple of times and now I'm all into it), Desperate Housewives (the first season... too much sex and shit now, it's pretty lame), Will and Grace, Futurama, American Dad (I'll give them a little credit, it'll never be as great as Family Guy, but it has it's moments), and that is enough for right now. ;-9
Oh and before I forget... I FUCKING HATE... HATE WITH A PASSION... THE OC!!!! Not kidding, I really hate that show. Oh and I hate these so called reality shows. I don't care what's going on in other peoples lives, I have enough going on in my own. And I personally believe cheating is wrong and that is one thing those shows are packed full.

Books:

All time fave: Vittorio
What I'm reading now: West Africa before the colonial era by Basil Davidson

Heroes:

Love and marriage, love and marriage Go together like a horse and carriage This I tell you brother You cant have one without the otherLove and marriage, love and marriage Its an institute you cant disparage Ask the local gentry And they will say its elementaryTry, try, try to separate them Its an illusion Try, try, try, and you will only come To this conclusionLove and marriage, love and marriage Go together like a horse and carriage Dad was told by mother You cant have one without the other

My Blog

Concrete is cold

The images have not faded, the thoughts have not yet left, the memories remain. She holds her head and cries out, cries for the pain to stop. She holds her head in her hands as she cowers in her knees...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Dear God I made it!!!

I pulled an all nighter and finished a seven page essay midterm for Race and Ethnicity and a four page essay for West Africa History. On wards to school to turn them in and... yes there is an and.... ...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:07:00 PST

Blah.... Southern Cali

Jackie needs to move away from here. San Francisco.... one of these days!!!! I hope :-(
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

Lies, Lies, oh and even more lies!!!

I don't think anyone understands how annoying it is for me to listen to people lie to me. No matter how good a liar anyone is, I'm even better at figuring out the truths about things. I mean, yes i ha...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:11:00 PST

Screw OMG

It's now... OMB. Oh my blog, I can't believe Jackie is typing out a blog!!!
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:04:00 PST

I got a new bike!!!!

Daniel's mom is the greatest. She recently gave me one of her old bikes and Dan fixed it up and made it look all beautiful for me. :-D As most of you know, I don't know how to ride a bike. But last ni...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST

Horray for spring break sickness!!!

I'm super sick and it's Spring Break... how lame is that? I've already missed two days of work and I feel horrible!!! Dan and I got some yummy meds for me... all cherry flavored. Unfortunately, it mus...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

La la la

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy co...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

Don't leave home

Don't Leave Home like a ghost don't need a key your best friend I've come to be please don't think of getting up for me you don't even need to speak when I've been here just for one d...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST

Beliefs left behind

Practices in the shadows. The lights, the meanings... all blurrs. Trying to stop the ability... hindering the use of my mind. Refuse to look... refuse to see... refuse to read. Images in code... langu...
Posted by The Great Goddess Jackie on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:10:00 PST