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About Me

Well, what can I say. I'm Jesus. My dad's a jackass, my "earth" dad, Joseph, that is. I mean so what if I go drinking with my friends? I can't get hurt, I'm Jesus F'ing Christ for my dad's sake! He won't let me do anything, and my real dad won't talk to him about it, he says"Well, I have many childeren, but your other dad only has you, so I will continue to let him guide you" BULL $h!t !!! Ugh my life sucks, and so does rap and emo, so if you want to talk to me, just pray, I'll think about listening.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some hot girls with boobs and all that stuff willin' to party with their all heavenly brother and savior!

My Blog

yo yo

jus sitting here playing some music, yea......pretty boring day. not as much to do in heaven as much as you people down here think there is. i dont understand what i just wrote if you do cool. jees, i...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jan 2005 17:31:00 GMT

people are too uptight

well yea i guess maybe people are upset with me because........i dunno, i try to be mortal but no one seems to like me that way, so i dunno, guess im goin to sing the blues with elvis and ray charles
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:52:00 GMT

homework, for jesus?

hey friends, who do you all think this is? is the name not obvious for you? IM JESUS FLIPPIN CHRIST! yea, but i'm gonna be in hell the rest of the night making hitler do my homework. im listening to N...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jan 2005 17:13:00 GMT

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i am soo owastedd!!!@123 holy fuckin gowrsh ia mlaughing soososoo hart rite mow, itcs nod effen vuny, miee and mi pall damien, u noe thea sun of mi dads rifal, satan, yeaaaa we are sooooooooooo schla...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:52:00 GMT