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Jarod

I'm gonna raspberry your butthole

About Me

I am a Marine currently stationed in Okinawa, Japan. I like to work and play hard. I love music, both listening and playing. I enjoy getting outside and getting my sunburn on. If you want to hang out, just let me know and I'll buy you a beer.

My Interests

Camping, fishing, bowling, pool (both billiards and swimming), music (piano, guitar), going to concerts, and oddly, I like working.

I'd like to meet:

everyone in my family tree.

Music:

A huge variety, but mainly rock - favorites include Metallica, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold and Children of Bodom.

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS!! Robocop, The Punisher, Out Cold, The Indiana Jones trilogy, Star Wars (particularly Episode 3,) Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, Wedding Crashers, Road to Perdition, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Gladiator, The Last Samurai, Reign Over Me

Television:

I don't own one

Books:

Any Stephen King novel and all of the Harry Potter series. Currently trying a romance novel for the first time. The author is a pervert!

Heroes:

Alexi, Kirk, James, Matt, Corey, Syn, grandparents, the old COK crew

My Blog

Thats whats up

It's Saturday night and I'm not doing anything.  I just watched Cloverfield (flippin' sweet!) and was planning on playing guitar for the rest of the night, but my roommate is now watching the mov...
Posted by Jarod on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:22:00 PST

My new guitar!

I just bought an ESP LTD Alexi Laiho-200 guitar!!  It's white and evil.  When it gets here, I'm going to set this island on fire.  If anyone else would like to part of the revolution, I...
Posted by Jarod on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:54:00 PST

Friends

Since I have left the natural world, I have realized that some friends are for real and others are for fun.  Very few of the friends I expected to keep in touch with really have.  Others hav...
Posted by Jarod on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:05:00 PST

I think I’m turning Japanese....I really think so

So I found out today that I will be stationed in Okinawa, Japan, 3rd MLG.  I'm fucking pumped.  I'm gonna eat real sushi, be in real typhoons, and be around real Japs!!  I've heard the ...
Posted by Jarod on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:04:00 PST

My lifetime experiment with beer.

So here's the deal.  I am a scientist.  Not your typical scientist, but a rather radical one.  No white coat..trackin?  Since about the age of 16, I've been working on this experim...
Posted by Jarod on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST