I'm GINGERRRR :D
I like pretty much all sports
i love my music, never take it away from me. please :-(
alcohol is my fuel, without it i am nothing 8-) lol
thats pretty much it, there aint much to me
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Y EVENTFUL LIFE:- according to rumours geniusly invented and spread by Mr Thomas Mcgraw. (he is jewish, it explains a lot)
1. I had a nasty attack of 'ring sting' for 5 painful burning months
2. During my summer holidays at the age of 14 i was very unfortunately 'twatted' by an automobile of some sort (unaware of make and model at this present time) and remained in a coma for a 5 week period. Personall i was unaware of these events untill at least 2 weeks after the initial incident. I recovered with minor long term injuries e.g early growth of facial hair.
3. During the same year as my unfornate road traffic accident I sexually pleasured my pet cat (mog) on several occasions. This was made public at around mid-autumn after the first few times. Don't worry though, my feline lover deeply enjoyed the short term relationship.
4. Leap-frogging a couple of traumatic years now to me being at the age of early 16. My brother had been with his girlfriend for a good 16/17 months, i therefore got to know her quite well. Eventually I had an opening in my diary and therefore fucked off mog (me feline lover/family pet) and made passionate love to my brothers girlfriend. This love making did not last for long but was enjoyable, it happened the once and was basically shit (because of her)
5. During the same year as the love making with my siblings possible wife to be I officially became a paedophile, or kiddy fiddler to use a comical term. This started off a dark time for me at which point i slipped into the world of depression, self-harm and drug abuse. you'll be happy to know that i'm still there but am fully enjoying the experience (of drug-abuse, depression and self-harm. NOT paedophilia)
6. Moving on to present times now, not that long ago me and tom were having one of our usual strolls through farmland and saw a rather innocent looking cow. Instantly Tom came up with the idea of having sexual intercourse with this milk bearing animal, he proceeded to walk over to 'Daisy' (stereotypical cow's name used to avoid revealing true identity) and ask her (i think and hope it was a her) if she was 'horney' no bull pun intended (bulls have horns, tom is not a bull i must point out). Daisy replied with a no, this infuriated and frustrated tom. He realised that the cow was a large animal and therefore called to me for help. I shall now spare the details as it may disturb some readers and simply say: WE RAPED DAISY. the cow was then found two days later with slit wrists, it was suicide.
7. Since the age of 13, in my 3rd year of high school, i have been a raving gay queer (homosexual for you posh people)i have enjoyed many experiences and also not enjoyed many. thousands of gay sexual inuendo's have been made over the last few years and many people have also been scared to come near or talk to me.
(all of these events are fictional and were created in the head of jewish strange boy Thomas Peter Mcgraw. Although jewish he has not been circumcised as his penis was mislaid at birth and replaced by a mere flap of skin. There is currently a charity being set up by yours truely to purchase a prosthetic penis for tom)
MORE EVENTS SHALL BE ADDED WHEN THEY HAPPEN
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pricey
Birthday: 10th feb
Birthplace: salford
Current Location: i tend to wander but ill say mosley common
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: ginger, but i can pass as a brunette
Height: 5ft 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: fuck knows, been disowned so none anymore
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike air forces 1's coz im gangster
Your Weakness: cryptonite and living talkin walking things that shouldn't live walk or talk
Your Fears: not sure but im sure ive got one somewhere
Your Perfect Pizza: one i can swap for something expensive
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay alive and find a home
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: got too many i think
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i doing this?
Your Best Physical Feature: ill have to say my incredible beard
Your Bedtime: not got 1, im a big boy now :D
Your Most Missed Memory: having a family that didn't disown me
Pepsi or Coke: beer flavoured coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: franks caff :D
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON!!!!!!! fuck yea
Cappuccino or Coffee: petrol
Do you Smoke:
Do you Swear: yes probably too much bt i dont smoke, hate the things
Do you Sing: not if im sober or in the company of normal people
Do you Shower Daily: ov course
Have you Been in Love: think so
Do you want to go to College: indeedy
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: at times
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: ill let other people decide
Are you a Health Freak: no but i could do with being
Do you get along with your Parents: well my mum kicked me out and disowned me bout a month or so again so im gonna have 2 say no
Do you like Thunderstorms: ye, there fun to go play in :D
Do you play an Instrument: nah, used 2 play guitar and wanna start again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ye, had a 13 our drinkin fest last nite :D
In the past month have you Smoked: have i balls
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not unless u count snorting sherbert
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: cant remember
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nah cant find em in england :(
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: u taking the piss?
In the past month have you been on Stage: its likely but i dont think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah, but thnx 4 the idea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: think so
Ever been Drunk: plenty :D
Ever been called a Tease: not sure
Ever been Beaten up: indeedy :D plenty of times, its fun
Ever Shoplifted: possibly
How do you want to Die: not that fussed really, but suicide would be an intresting fun adventure
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: america or australia, we made them so wanna see how there doing without the parent
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not sure, guess id have to say brown
Favourite Hair Color: seem to favour brunettes but doesnt really bother me
Short or Long Hair: long but not stupidly long so that people trip over it
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not fussy aslong as they aint ball shaped
Best Clothing Style: just there own, but deffinately not chav
Number of Drugs I have taken: ermmmm..... tough 1 that gimme a min........ermmmm, gonna have to say none
Number of CDs I own: dont do CD's just download
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to remember
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