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James

About Me

.. "width=500"height=87" border="0" alt="Zolof SCHEMATICS"I like to draw, sing, create, mudwrestle, write, booty-dance, dance, flashdance, break dance, square dance, trapeze, and edit video and uh...assignments. And I like to write. And sing. And stuff.
Sometimes I get into knife fights just for kicks. It gives me a little rush. yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
Going to shows is my numero uno pastime...hit me up when/where you're going and I'll join...that is unless the band sucks. And then all bets are off.
Check out Sherwood (below, duh)

You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.

Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Jenny Lewis What American City Are You?

"I'd rather be working for a paycheck/Than trying to win the lottery." --be

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the guy who wrote the Oscar Meyer weiner song. Fucking genius, that guy. I wouldn't mind meeting that bad guy from Captain Planet. The big yellow guy with the mohawk. Yeah, that guy. You know the one. He's pretty weird. I wonder if he smells like corn.

Oh yeah, and Kristen Bell. Because she's deluscious. I wanna skinny dip in a sea of Kristen Bell.

My Blog

Sheesh it sure has been awhile...Weather/Granny/St. Pat's/Grrrlz

So I'm really sorry that I have not kept y'all updated on the personal goings-on of the life I call mine. I know it's like totally interesting and you each hang on every word, for sure, right? Thuriet...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:30:00 GMT

Work on a Friday night? Whatever, Thursday rawked...

Do you know what it's like to be totally smitten with someone? I mean, just so impressed by them that you're writing blogs about how stupdendous they are? Well, I know what it's like. And it rawks. An...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:50:00 GMT

The First Weekend of 2006

...technically for me is next next weekend. That's right, I have not had a Saturday/Sunday off all year. ALL year. I guess when you're a weekend editor, then the assignment editor (that kicks off the...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:02:00 GMT

When at last we spoke...(she's pritty)

So, its been quite a while since last we spoke, my lovelies.   I do apologize.   Wow, so everything has been going quite swimmingly in the world of James. I just recently got a promotion fr...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 20:40:00 GMT

O.D.'ing on Sarahtonin...

Seriously, right now, everything is coming together for yours truly.  July is going to be a damn good month, I can already feel it. Maybe it's the serotonin talking, but I smell sweet success in ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 16:25:00 GMT

Me gusta Punk Rock. (The Obligatory Warped Tour Blog Report)

And now, the obligatory Warped Tour Blog...This year's edition of the Warped Tour was not to be missed, especially with old-school heavyweights NoFX, Bouncing Souls, Less than Jake, Joan Jett and the ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:19:00 GMT

sleep is an unfaithful mistress

So basically another one of my sleepless nights has begun. I don't really know why these happen...it's not like I'm well-rested or not wanting sleep. It's just that I can't sleep at times.My insomni...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 23:35:00 GMT

the ever-changing online footprint...

So, apparently, Myspace and Facebook have cost ppl in the professional world possible job positions due to their (future) employers checking out their online profiles. Is there any validity to this? ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:07:00 GMT

my song lyrics (poetry)

It's so funny that poetry is basically hated by most Americans. People hear the word "poetry," and schoolkids groan, adults roll their eyes, and everyone else pretends like they didn't hear...Either ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:06:00 GMT

at the weak's end//mid-shift rock

Okay, so it's Saturday night...in other words i'm crunk (i.e. tipsified/drunk) and I'm updating my blog...wow...apparently my night was not that eventful....So my buddy Jack had me over at his house t...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 21:32:00 GMT