DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......*

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GET ME ON YOUR PAGE YA'LL!how should i start this out? hmmm....., well i like shopping, i like getting dressed for work the day after i go shopping, its wayyyy more fun! i work at a mecededes and volvo dealership, i work long days and a lot of hours and i LOVE, LOVE, LOVE my job! ive done some modeling for the past 5 years and am just entering what ive really wanted to do as of late. i hate cds and love the radio. i like to use the same cup over and over to save on dishes. i am not a friend for life, but youve never had a friend like me. i ran away from home when i was little. i like to smile when i think of somthing funny. i hear music when people walk, yes still, i thought it would go away but it hasnt. i drink alot,no really like ALOT. i am un-officially diagnosed with ADHD and its so me its ridiculus. i really like taco bell burritos with sour cream and no onions, and STARBURST candy. *i am UN-ABASHIDLY PROUD OF WHO I AM AND JUS SO YOU KNOW I AM CURRENTLY STRIVING FOR EXCELLENCE IN MY LIFE!**READ THIS* 9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, Do not question, or faint. Just say, you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@#K YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i like fun people who have no boundries and are up for anything! self confidence is a MASSIVE part of people that i hang out with. i cant stand controlling guys and girls that stare at other girls and size them up! come up an say hi whydontcha?! i like people that got their shit together or are atleast trying. my time is exspensive and i will never get the years back that ive already wasted figuring this out.whosever f'ing car this is, i would love to meet you, so i can buy it, call me in 1 year.....

Music:

i love the radio! i dont know what it is but its just so fascinating how if you dont like a song you can just change it to another one!

Movies:

this guy, right here....and this girl when i was little.....
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and anything by tim burton

Television:

is my.....ill live in a big loft in this big.......
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Books:

my brunette ladies...

Heroes:

the woman that has it all, a career, kids and a husband who loves her on her best and worst days, but i dont know if she exists.......yet. YOUR VERY OWN SEXY ASS HOUSEWIFE!!!

My Blog

BIG GIRL PICS

so, i needed to drasticly update my portfolio. i havent worked in like 3 years and ive had certain "enhancements" lol, since then and my pics dont even look like me anymore. so i was looking for shoot...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST

MEN AND WOMAN:HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD!

THIS SHIT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!! I FOUND IT ON CRAIGSLIST SO AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE CREDIT, I SIMPLY CANNOT, PLEASE READ ON...... Ok so Always, the brand that makes pads, is on this whole "have a...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:50:00 PST

sunshine

my last 3 fingers are clinging to the branch of life, though the tree itself is dying. its roots are uprooted, its thirst is too strong to quench, its leaves are strayi...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:53:00 PST

thanksgiving divorce stlye

Thanksgiving Divorce > > A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before > Thanksgiving and says, > 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and > I are divorcing; f...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:29:00 PST

read this, then look at YOURSELF in the mirror.

this is my suicide attempt. as i grow older, lifes experiences are teaching me more and more of what i do not want to be. therefore i am killing off everything in me that has no place and does not hol...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

A m0uSe n My H0uSe?????

I think there was a mouse in my house....... like some time at the end of last week. the person that let the mouse in claims he doesnt know how the mouse got in there or how it new its way aroun...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:29:00 PST

INVISABLE FLOWERS AT WORK

ALL THE CAR SALESMEN AT MY WORK ARE ALL MAKING FUN OF ME BECAUSE I DONT GET ANY FLOWERS AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS ALOT KEN! I MEAN, WHY SHOULD I? I HAVENT REALLY DONE ANYTHING TO DE...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:38:00 PST

take care of me when im gone.....

take care of me when im gone because i wont be able to do it myself. take care of my clothes and wash all my colors in cold and all my whites in hot and try not to leave them in the dryer for more th...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

dr. laura on the war

dr. laura is like my hero. she is a big mouth say anything bitch, an even though she picks on rosie o'donnell who i also like, (cuz she has a big mouth too), this article she wrote on her blog kicks a...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

THE NOTHING BLOG.

this is for you who knows nothing. this is for you who thinks they know alot, but really come on now, who do you think you are kidding? this is for you that thinks you stand tall for somthing, and tha...
Posted by DIS/FIGURED *IS HOT ON YOUR HEELS......* on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

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