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About Me

my best friend eats pussy, but she's a vegetartian.
i cant spell.
the meaning behind my name has something to do with the forest, yes my parents were and still basically are hippies.
i spent 100 bucks on a pair of chucks. and am proud of it.

i swim for every reason except be competetive.


i think about you at night when i cant sleep... you know who you are.
one of my fish killed himself on accedent when he started sucking on the tank heater. he got electricuted, and i had a funeral.
angel fish are mean.
i now know the difference between a purse and a handbag.
mosquitos like my feet. so do i.

when i was in Vegas last summer a hooker steped on my toe. i now have an ingrown toenail for the 3rd time.


i love gum, but almost never buy it for myself.

i see a tranny at least once a week, either the city i live in is just that weird, or im lucky.


i have hella clothes and nothing to wear.
this paragraph isnt about me, its about me, for you.
i only shoplift on accadent.
i still cant spell.

ive been bitten by a mule. yes a mule. in its defense it was probibly a retarted mule.


and ive been electricuted while trying to pet a horse.


its safe to say i have bad luck around horselike animals. i should stay away.
i shave my legs. but only before a big meet. not to go faster, so that people will think my legs are pretty.
i have really pretty legs, you should see them sometime.
i fart alot after having sex. its not my fault.
i am unsure about how many different colors of tea there actually are. i thought tea only had one color. but why do i care. i dont even drink tea.
and what the fuck is pomagranatie juice???!!
yeah. cool
i love random crazy questions!!!
To meetfamous people, happy people, my soul mate, and barney just so i could kick him hard in the shin and fufill my childhood dream.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my big bro from different parents

My Blog

paris hilton is my guilty pleasure

what? im fucking serious!
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:10:00 GMT

Scarface is DEAD!

NO! u stupid people i'm talking about my angelfish! last night at like 2am i walked by my fish tank before getting into bed and there he was notacably dead... he was floating there correctly like he w...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 13:28:00 GMT