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About Me

Here I am!!!11one1wonI hate magazines. All the magazines these days have color pictures and I can't stand color pictures because they make my eyes go all crazy and start watering like a Mexican whore. That's why I only go to the grocery store at night, usually when they're closed.I also hate those dumb efing scooters so damn much!!!11one. One time I caught a kid pushing one of those scooters and I took the thing and threw it into the trash can and said "NOW THIS JAPANESE CRAP IS WHERE IT SHOULD BE, GODDAMMIT! BUY AMERICAN YOU LITTLE RAT BASTARD!" and then the kid's dad came out of the barber shop so I threw acid in his face and stole his car.My recipe is a secret though so I'm not going to tell you fish-shoveling groutclowns the secret because you'll just write it all over the Interweb and you'll try to steal my ideas like the time Gary Frewer stole my idea about the lamp on wheels and he patented it before I had a chance to. When I found out, I stormed over to Gary's house and drove my car into his tree to warn him about what happens when you try to put the scam over Kiefer's eyes. It turned out that I had the wrong house, but I called up Gary on the phone and told him to go over to the other house and look at that tree because he's next.I used to wear an Underarmor shirt and then realized I'm too cut/yoked/ripped/African-American to pull it off. I like cats, especially fat cats. Czech out my groups and join the "S" Eaters and Kid Kickers..For more of information contact:
K Bertha
I Hey chummmmmmm...p
E Sometimes the Value Bundle isn't really a value or a bundle
F Occasionally punt small child
E 3-legged race
R Butter croissant
Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator aol instant messenger: Tijs Verwest 04"ACN"thebwhen tim sniffs cause thats how we [used to] roll because sometimes Henly likes to pass out on a bench and grab Nader's thigh :|and sometimes the fun CAN be doubledimg src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/dukcw0rm/spoiled- womens-protest.jpg"

My Interests

"In his autumn before the winter, comes man's last mad surge of youth" currently, my general interests include:MUSIC, not being dead, camping, sobriety, spinning, restoring my Willys, never crashing my Caprice, never crashing my Willys, electronic music festivals, Halo 3, texas hold 'em, bowling, not capping, Dane Cook being hilarious, throwing Mars Attacks around, fat cats, kicking the kids, spiking Jorban's drink with wasabi and the like...

I'd like to meet:

Conan O'Brien. Seth Green, Tijs Verwest, Rob & Big, Kenny Blankenship.

Music:

...favorite track at the moment: Modest Mouse - "Spitting Venom"...Music enhances life's ups and downs. I like MOST works that: 1) Take talent to produce and/or 2) Have a beat, the danceable-ist.Electro-house, hip hop, drum n bass, rock, progressive house, hard house, hard trance, and other assorted fantasticness. I'm always looking for good music...Here's an incomplete AND superfluous list of artists I really enjoy and have a lot of respect for: A Tribe Called Quest
Abilities
Aceyalone
Action Action
Adam F
AK1200
Alkaline Trio
Andain
ATB
Atmosphere
Bela Fleck and The Flecktones
Blackalicious
BlackStar
Blake Jarrell
Bloc Party
Bob Marley
Brother Ali
Bruce Springsteen
Bush
Canibus
Chicane
Coldplay
Cold War Kids
Common Sense
Cunninlynguists
Cursive
Credence Clear Water Revival
Daft Punk
Damian Marley
Death Cab For Cutie
DB
Deadmau5
Delerium
Dieselboy
Dilated Peoples
DJ Rap
DJ Zinc
Dumb Dan
Dynospectrum
Eat More Cake
Eddie Halliwell
El Ten Eleven
Eric Clapton
Eve 6
Eyedea
Flobots
Fort Minor
Gabriel & Dresden
Gareth Emery
Gorillaz
Grand National
Guerilla Black
GZA
Handsome Boy Modelling School
Hernan Cattaneo
Hieroglyphics
High Contrast
HIM
Hot Hot Heat
Hybrid
Hybrid Theory
Immortal Technique
Incubus
Infected Mushroom
Imogen Heap
Jack Johnson
Jimi Hendrix
Jody Wisternoff
Johnny Cash
Jonas Steur
Jurassic 5
Jose Amnesia
Kanye
Kasabian
Kaskade
Killradio
Kings of Leon
Klute
Kyau & Albert
Lemon Jelly
Linkin Park
Living Legends
LTJ Bukem
Lynyrd Skynyrd
M.I.K.E
Manfred Mann
Mark Norman
Markus Schulz
Maroon 5
Mindless Self Indulgence
Modest Mouse
Mos Def
Mr. Dibbs
Murder by Death
Murs
Muse
Mylo
N.E.R.D.
Nas
Nathan Fake
Nick Warren
Nirvana
Oakenfold
Oasis
Omni Trio
Paul Van Dyk
People Under the Stairs
Phil Collins
Phynn
Quarashi
Rabbit in the Moon
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reid Speed
RJD2
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Sander Van Doorn
Sasha
Shiny Toy Guns
Shpongle
Simon & Garfunkel
Slug
Snoop
Spawn
Stars
Steve Miller Band
Stian Klo
System of a Down
T4L
Taking Back Sunday
Talib Kweli
Tech Itch
Teebee & K
The Beatles
The Bravery
The CMA
The Faint
The Decemberists
The Foreign Exchange
The Grouch
The Kooks
The Postal Service
The Streets
The Roots
The Used
The White Stripes
Thievery Corporation
Third Eye Blind
Thee-O
Thrice
Tom Petty
Way Out West
WTF?
Xero
York
Young Parisians
Zion I

Movies:

What Dreams May Come, Memento, Misery, Blow, In Good Company, Casino, K-Pax, Dodgeball, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, A Beautiful Mind, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix, The Usual Suspects, Trainspotting, Shaun of the Dead, Labyrinth, The Forgotten, The Hurricane, Equilibrium, Children of Men, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Donnie Darko, Ghost, Road to Perdition, Intolerable Cruelty, Swimming Pool, Kung fu Huslte, Napoleon Dynamite, The Goonies, Stand By Me, Training Day, Pulp Fiction, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, X2, Six String Samurai, Reservoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, The Green Mile, Back To The Future 1,2,3, Batman Begins, Anchorman, Fiddler On The Roof, The Shawshank Redemption, A Clockwork Orange, Homeward Bound, Moulin Rouge, Hook, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Woodstock - 3 Days of Peace & Music (The Director's Cut), Blow, Boondock Saints, Blow, Boondock Saints, Blow, Boondock Saints, Blow, Blow, Blow, Memento

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office, Scrubs, Wonder Showzen, Conan O'Brian, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, The History Channel...TV has pretty much fornicated skyward...I remember when it used to be bomb.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Farenheit 451, Of Mice And Men, The Hobboat, The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe, The Sword of Truth novels

Heroes:

captain murphy..

My Blog

The Hitchiker's Guide to the SHUT THE HELL HUO

Despite my extreme displeasure with the movie, I can safely say that nothing, and I repeat NOTHING, was as horrible as the people around me watching the movie. We live in Burbank, CA, a town populated...
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Together

as One '05-'06
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Quote Hall Of Shambles

QUOTE HALL OF SHAME(All REAL quotes taken from REAL people from the REAL life of the REAL Keifer 1er..REALLY) - "Only brown's the passenger smoke"- "Thank god it's coming for winter"- "I was going to...
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Atmosphere

show
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Stupid broads, sexism is a necessity

The feminist movement is crap. To be more thorough, the feminist movement is complete bullshit. It does nothing but hurt women. It has created a...
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and THEY bucked TILL dawn...

I found out Sunday that Muska went crazy. It is the pace between Velcro cat scratch and Mom dooring. Apparantey also never night time insiding. Mostly outest and always cold...
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New Year TAO

This New Year celebration was one of the best I've ever had. And damn, so many other people's was just drama packed. Sucks for them. To ensure zero drama, come to Together As One every New Year.
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tick tock, that shit wasn't laced.

Out of everyone I know, those cats are the least likely to have smoked bomb herb and most likely to know what a pcp high feels like and be constant users of it.
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Capping in the mountains.

-Capping @ J's cabin: -The wooden panels. -Team Coagulation! -T.V. must have video feed for audio of any source to work (thanks Ray).>>>>>>>Spirits. -Vong dong son mon donavich (conehead) -Gettin...
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Mountain Dip

Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's on their way. Some of them R.S.V.P'd but then some are just showing up. A bunch weren't invited but they're welcome a...
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