Well, I am Bigfoot! I'm famous! I've been all over North America! I might be getting older, but I'm still pretty good at avoiding humans! I used to live in Canada for years where the natives called me "Sasquatch". In the late 1950's I headed for the Willow Creek area where the discovery of my footprints led to me being known as "Bigfoot"! I stayed around there for about fifteen years until two cowboys filmed me while I was drinking at Bluff Creek. After that eveyone was after me! I headed up to Bossburg, WA where I got injured while dumpster diving for food. After I was filmed in Bossburg I realized that I wasn't safe anywhere! I stayed in the uncharted woods of the pacific northwest to avoid humanity, but left every now and then to visit family, and score with some Bigfoot babes back in Cali! From time to time, I'll head to Florida to chill in the swamps of the everglades and wrestle some alligators.. but too many people smell me down there, so I can't stay there for too long. I still travel around N. America from time to time, so who knows?? You might see me one day while wandering in the woods! I'm shy, so I'll probably just walk away from you should we meet (unless you have a dog, or shoot at me, then it's rock throwing time!!). I hope you enjoy my myspace page! Well, it's back to the woods for now...
