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Tommy the Cat

O'Malley's Alley

About Me

" well I remember as though it were a meal ago"Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator. Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit. The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days. The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.They hung in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place... And that was O'malley's Alley.The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended), But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered straight into the heart of the alleyway. She knew what she wanted. She was lookin' for that stud bull, she was looking for that he cat. And that was me.Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee...Say baby do you wanna lay down with me Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me Say baby?...Say baby?Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tom
Birthday: 5-25-88
Birthplace: Evanston, Wyoming
Current Location: Elko, NV
Eye Color: Hazelish
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: man i dont know
The Shoes You Wore Today: corona flipflops
Your Weakness: bullets....and falling long distances...and cancer
Your Fears: MAN EATING FISH
Your Perfect Pizza: skittles, cheeses, pepporoni, mushrooms, olives, cat, and ground up oreos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a back flip off my roof
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: whats that loud noise coming from
Your Best Physical Feature: pinky toe
Your Bedtime: 930 on weekdays and on weekends i had to be in my room by 10 but i can stay up til 1030
Your Most Missed Memory: this time we had a party at alecs house and everyone got caught...i miss that day
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: depends...who is it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIpton all the way
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: On occasion
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no but i will
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ....i dont think so...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...its a bag
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: Im irish
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: hehehe.....yeah
How do you want to Die: Driving a porsche or something like that into the grand canyon after robbing the nearest bank
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: be a firefight and good husband/father
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland and germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Dark brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5'7ish
Weight: 125
Best Clothing Style: kind of loose
Number of Drugs I have taken: hehe
Number of CDs I own: 350+
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
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My Blog

Delta Echo Alpha Tango Hotel

i keep doing something wrong. life seems to love kicking me when im down. one thing after another. just relentless. i put some hope out there, but i think it was it. last straw. i havent felt lik...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:00 PST

news update

the comet missed. life has improved for everyone. many have changed. a small smile made a crease on my face. is it sanctuary? i think so. time to celebrate  for this gracious life. hehe. i chuckl...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:26:00 PST

...

a comet is due to hit and destroy the world i know. time to prepare...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

Duals

They should legallize dualing...that would be cool
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:28:00 PST

Fire Out of a Monkeys Head - Gorillaz

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great cloud...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:11:00 PST

RIP Jeremy Jarvis (you fucker)

In spite of how incompetent Jeremy Jarvis is, someone may take his death seriously. Fortunately, you wont find anyone around here that cares. His death was tragic to some, but most still havent notice...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:52:00 PST

politcs test

You are a   Social Liberal (70% permissive)and an...   Economic Liberal (36% permissive)You are best described as a:  Democrat           &...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:22:00 PST

mothers day

hmmm....i havent talked to my mom since christmas...and i havent seen her in two years.......i cant decide if i should care enough to call her today.......ive talk to my brother who lives in my moms h...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:31:00 PST

Neon

Well....yesterday was definetly interesting.....i almost had to give jon CPR....or however you spell that....but i watched him get zapped by...well...yeah...heres the story. It was another boring day ...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:11:00 PST

Safe - Kittie

In this darkness Troubled water Lies a Flicker Of Hopes Fire Come to your senses Wager a risk I won't let go Waiting for this Its wonderful Reality I watch as This golden bird flies free In this...
Posted by Tommy the Cat on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:50:00 PST