black dress with the tights underneath |
actress, from the academy awardsyou should get an oscarfor having these niggas fooledbut hold upyou didnt win the awardget reallike the real worlda bunch of whoresfuck that sing the chordspeople dont ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:24:00 GMT |
call me the real slim shady, he keeps it real |
i hate when bitches aretrying to act like movie starsand think they know the monopolyand try to get bitcheslike property i think its funnythey think they got the game setbut some of these bezziesneed ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:26:00 GMT |
yessss people a 5 year olde broke my nose |
so heres the story about a five year old who broke my nose at work one day. I was working at my old job being a kid wrangler, not literally, I worked for a child development center. I was outside chi...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:26:00 GMT |
snakes in the water |
There's a lot of snakes in the water. They slither coincide the current wrapped up in the immiscible flow. They slither, and the slither. These snakes stick their poisonous, painful fangs embedded dee...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:29:00 GMT |
3rd day of school iz a Killer |
So school started on Monday and I'm already tired. The traffic wasnt really that bad. I almost got dropped from anatomy class cause i was late, but i made it of course. I was so tired yesterday i...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:19:00 GMT |
The world according to Ashley Bashley |
The world is an unforgiving place with bad karma and alcohol. Everytime we get older, its just another page turned in our docile lives. Then we figure out how life should be from now on and what we sh...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:32:00 GMT |
Children can be viciuous, even when you least expect it |
The kids at work are beatiing my ass right now. I was playing dodgeball with them but on a open field. So we can run around and then I'm throwing balls at them and they are throwing them rig...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:49:00 GMT |
GIVING HEAD, FUN OR BORING? |
YOU MIGHT THINK WHY AM I WRITING ABOUT GIVING HEAD? TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT WHAT I DO KNOW THAT WE HAVE TO GIVE "HEAD" AS A PART OF THE "HAVING SEX" PROCESS. YOU SUCK A DICK, OR...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:03:00 GMT |
