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About Me

Many girls want to be carnal with me. Perhaps it is because I am such a premium dancer. As there are not many negros in habbitation of Ukraine, it is the feel of cultural obligation to raise the roof for the mother fucker as much as possible.

My Interests

I want to make more of these and grow better... Popcorn

Add to My Profile | More Videoscoffee, cigarettes, cinema, stimulation, absurdity, humanism, skepticism, progress...Always 10-22 my 10-33's even though I'm always on a 10-96 and hardly ever require 10-24's

I'd like to meet:

Well, duh! How else would he have been able to conjure up those fucking amazingly abstract philosophies? Never to have known a well mannered stranger standing to his left, Jean-Paul would be my top pick for post-lunch water cooler dates.

Television:

Arrested Development - Boston Legal - The Office - Deadwood - Mama's Family - The Simpsons

Books:

Hegemony or Survival:America's Quest For Global Dominance - Solzenitzen At Harvard - Consciousness Explained - Essays In Existentialism - Hitler's Scientists - Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto - The Neon Bible - Choke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Alternative Scriptwriting

My Blog

Three cheers for capitalism!!!

How about a drug that kills breast, lung, and brain cancer cells without harming any healthy cells at all and even dramatically regresses tumors? How 'bout that? That shit would be nuts! Won't happen ...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST