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judo norris

3 guys walk into a bar. A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher...

About Me

im agent smith. i gotta ghetto bootay and no rhythm. please put as many negatives in all your sentences cuz thats my goal and i know you wanna grow up to be just like me! for all my new utah gay ass friends its me judo chop!!!! lots o love to all the mormons out there cuz your all goin down babe! meet me in the middle of the night for a bloody neck bite or maybe just a game of pool. as long as its dark im scared(yeah you heard me right im scared of the dark. buts thats better than peein in your bed right?) but its fun to get scared and walkin with no socks on cold tiles when its pitch black and you get goosebumps is what dreams are made of. dont forget to stop by the enchanted forest and meet my friend charles. hes a unicorn if you dont already know. LETS DRINK SOME BEER!!

My Interests

snowboarding, partyin, and bein' crazier than the pos will allow. and of course sparkly things. you just cant help but stare and daydream of good cuban cigars. haha

I'd like to meet:

some awesome people who love life and arent dicks. just jokin i love everyone all thoughts and ideas are interesting to me. but i do like to wrestle so beware.

Music:

the loyalty, ten. d, 70's, 80's, george micheal, and all the other rockers planning on conquering the world one 40 at a time. i would die if it wasnt for 80s rock hairdoos and solos.

Movies:

side splittin comedies, everything with singing and was made b4 i was alive. buster keaton, charlie chaplin, and of course abbot and costello. plus monroe and i forget her name but she was is breakfast at tiffanys and the original sabrina with bogart.

Television:

game shows and stand-up. all time favorites is family guy and simpsons. who ever doesnt like simpsons or respect marge for the excellent way she deals with all her challenges should go to utah and die.

Books:

all of them, im an addict!! i love tom robbins and the author of the alchemist. i own like four of his books.

Heroes:

anyone who can roundhouse kick you into the future(which is only one person, you all know who)and the 2 people who gave me life and 2 great brothers plus the best childhood anyone could ever wish for.