teddys story |
ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her stude...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST |
yeah Taurus baby!!!!! |
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST |
only in AMERICA |
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house fasterthan an ambulance.2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places infront of a skating rink.3. Only in America... do drugstores make t...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:18:00 PST |
bo honest!!!! |
If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. > >Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The "meanings">> >are at the bottom.> >> >> > &n...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST |
a real friend |
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.> A real friend opens> your > > >refrigerator and helps herself.> > >> > >A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real> friend has shoulders> soggy>...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST |
good advice |
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, theirconversational skills will be as important as any other. ...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST |
fuck it! |
you know what fuck all you sorry ass mother fuckers yall can all kiss my fucking ass im so sick of the fucking bull shit and dramma!!!!!!! its childish. i wish ppl would keep my name out there mouths!...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST |
blahhhhhhhhh |
so ummm yeah iv been thinking and i think ima move to florida..... or maybe back to fay. im not sure yet all i know is i really dont wanna be here anymore......
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Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST |
for the women haha its cute |
IT'S A GIRL THING
EVERYDAY I GIVE THANKS TO THE GODDESS
I HAVE TWO MOUNDS UPON MY BODICE
I SHAVE MY LEGS, I SIT TO PEE
I CAN JUSTIFY ANY SHOPPING SPREE
NOT A BARBER, BUT A BEAUTY SALON
CAN GET A MASSA...
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:16:00 PST |
names........ |
yeah so i have a puppy and i need some help on naming her i want to it along the same bassis as her mom and dads ok her moms name is kharma and her dads is loki so i want to name her after a goddess.....
Posted by just call me ~marie~ on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:27:00 PST |
