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CJ

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About Me


"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving." -Kurtz 'Apocalypse Now'"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." -Bill Hicks

"The Bible truly is one of the funniest books I've ever read. ... It was written thousands of years ago, when people were even dumber than they are today. ... It's absurd to believe in that shit." -David Cross

I like to play videogames, eat sushi, create, analyze, search, find, buy lots of dvds, go to the movies, go to live shows, sleep really late, laugh at the news, blast my speakers, party, and all types of other ill shit.

Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of shit And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit


My Interests

Friends, Music, Filming, Photography, Horror Movies, Playing Pool, Fishing, Videogames, Web Design, Skateboarding, Biking, Rollerblading, Self-Reflection, BBQ, Beef Jerky, Jones Soda, Tsing Tao, Sushi, Kasugai Roasted Hot Green Peas, Red Stripe, Sapporo, Idaho Maki, Tamago, Red Stripe, Strongbow, Pearson's Salted Nut Roll, NHL, Mario Kart, Nintendo DS, N64, Young's Double Chocolate, Guinness, NY Islanders, Dogfish Head, Burt's Bees

Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence, A Perfect Circle, Avenue D, James Brown, Jay-Z, Incubus, Queen, the Beatles, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Rhapsody, Rammstein, System of a Down, The Bloodhound Gang, Rancid, Kottonmouth Kings, Corporate Avenger, Myzery, The Minibosses, Atari Teenage Riot, Melt-banana, .end, Goldfinger, Postman Syndrome, Radiohead, the O, the Gaskets, Gorillaz, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, the Misfits, Michael Jackson, Basement Jaxx, Scumbo, Spineshank, Tenacious D, the Left Rights, Depeche Mode, HIM, Electric Six, Pennywise, Deftones, Atreyu, Bjork, Aphex Twin, Beret!, Billy Idol, Bob Marely, Rage Against the Machine, Daler Mahendi, Dillinger Escape Plan, Eazy E, N.W.A., Flogging Molly, Reel Big Fish, 311, NIN, Group X, Hulk Hogan, TOOL, Warren G, O.D.B., Pigface, Prince, Prodigy, Rudy+Blitz, Snot, the Ramones, Ween, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Natas, Gonna Get Got, the Police, Alice In Chains, Crispin Glover, DJ Shadow, Foreign Objects, Foo Fighters, Ghostface Killah, Ill Bill, the Wu-tang Clan, Marilyn Manson, White Zombie, Method Man, Minus the Bear, Moby, Modest Mouse, Obie Trice, D12, Propellerheads, RJD2, Nancy Sinatra, Frank Sinatra, the Advantage, the Game, Zoocore, Dicamillo Sisters, DVDA, Fatboy Slim, Johnny Cash, Primus, Sublime, Rahzel, Richard Cheese, Sex Pistols, Sonic Youth, Wesley Willis, DJ Teisto, Le Tigre, Turbonegro, Goretex, Mr. Hyde, Sabac, Insane Clown Posse, Blaze, Twiztid, Q-Unique, Beck, CKY, 50 Cent, Big DUMB Face, Esham, Herbie Hancock, Macho man, MC Face, Mike Scrima, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Kids of Widney High, Weezer, Tom Green, G.G. Allin, the Dresden Dolls, Fiona Apple, Mr. Scruff, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Janis Joplin, MF Doom, Gnarls Barkley, Dangermouse, DANGERDOOM, LCD Soundsystem, 7L and Esoteric, Death From Above 1979, Peeping Tom, Thom Yorke, MSTRKRFT, Tv on the Radio, That1Guy, Buckethead, Peaches, Saul Williams, Ennio Morricone, House of Blow, !!!, Claude VonStroke, µ-Ziq, Aesop Rock, Justice, Pelican City, Soul Position, Common, Lady Sovereign, Blockhead

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead, Zombi: Dawn of the Dead, The Thing, Black Christmas, Animal House, the Goonies, Cast Away, Evil Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Child’s Play, Child’s Play II, Child’s Play III, the Shining, Total Recall, American Psycho, Dead Alive, Return of the Living Dead,Return of the Living Dead II, Return of the Living Dead III, Jaws, Basket Case, One Hour Photo, Donnie Darko, Kill Bill Vol:1/Vol:2, Falling Down, Gremlins, Robocop, Suspiria, the Warriors, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Devil’s Rejects, Clerks, Shaun of the Dead, A Clockwork Orange, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Zombie, the Cable Guy, Midnight Express, Waxwork, Martin, Requiem for a Dream, the Fifth Element, Haute Tension, Rabid Grannies, Bloodsucking Freaks, Bugged!, Monster in the Closet, Sgt. Kabuki Man, Orgazmo, Creepshow, Creepshow 2, Demon Night, They Live, Falling Down, Big Trouble in Little China, the Crazies, the Stuff, Sleepaway Camp, Enter the Dragon, Return of the Dragon, Chinese Connection, Natural Born Killers, Killer Klowns from Outerspace, The Fly & The Fly 2, Ichi the Killer, A Dirty Shame, Kung Fu Hustle, Snatch, Amityville Horror, Back to the Future I,II,and III, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Monkey Shines, Team America: World Police, Strange Days, Baseketball, American History X, Zoolander, Event Horizon, The Terminator, T:2, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, Gozu, the Butterfly Effect, Sin City, Assualt on Precinct 13, Young Frankenstein, Re-Anmiator, I Spit On Your Grave, Napolean Dynamite, The Ring, the 6th Day, Old School, the Blues Brothers, Predator, Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, The Gate, The Gate II, Scary Movie, Half-Baked, Monty Python: The Meaning of Life, Don’t Be a Menace to Society: While Drinking your Juice in the Hood, Scarface, Showgirls, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze, Dusk Till Dawn, 28 Days Later, Fists of Fury, They Call Me Bruce?, Oldboy, Jackie Brown, Ghoulies II, Haggard, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Crazies, Suicide Girls: the First Tour, Psycho, Carrie, Rambo, Rocky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Batman Begins, Monster, The Terminal, Garden State, Equilibrium, The Machinist, Anchorman, The 40-year old virigin, Batman, Batman Returns, Boogie Nights, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob: Strikeback!, Matchstick Men, SE7EN, Taxi driver, X-Men, X-men II, The Royal Tenembaums, Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle, Freddy Got Fingered, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Casino, Being John Malkovich, CKY Boxset, CKY 4, Haggard, Fightclub, Spaceballs, Evil Ed, Kairo, Story of Ricky, Battle Royale, Battlefield Baseball, Kasen, Batman Begins, Bully, Hostel, Hostel Part II, Planet Terror, Death Proof, Superbad, Terror Train, House By The Cemetary, Zombi 2, Friday the 13th Part III, Friday the 13th Part II, Friday the 13th part IV, Friday the 13th Part V, Friday the 13th Part VI, Jason Goes to Hell, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Critters, Critters 2, Magic, The Prowler, Prom Night, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, The Burning, Silent Night, Deadly Night

Television:

Aeon Flux, Beavis and Butt-head, Chapelle’s Show, In Living Color, the Ren & Stimpy show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Twilight Zone, Jackass, Wildboyz, Southpark, the Maxx, Ultraman, Mr. Show, the Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, X-Files, Viva La Bam, Cops, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Nick Arcade, Wonder Showzen, Korgoth of Barbaria, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Moral Orel, Family Matters, Six Feet Under, The Super Mario Bros. Show, Shin Chan, American Gladiators, Breaking Bad

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness

My Blog

Fuck Yeah!

GO BUY THE NEW MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE CD! ITS OUT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS! P.S. This cd will make you get down like this kid! ...
Posted by CJ on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST

If you have a Wii...

Mario Kart Wii: 3909-7919-4350Super Smash Bros. Brawl: 2578-2824-0359 Add me! :)
Posted by CJ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

IF

I can't wait to get my super deluxe bundle. You can order the album by clicking the link below. http://www.mindlessselfindulgence.com/iforder/...
Posted by CJ on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:36:00 PST

Ghosts I-IV

The new nin double cd is out. It is nothing but, perfection. This what I had been hoping to get for awhile. A pure instrumental cd. You can check it out by clicking the link. Enjoy! http://ghosts...
Posted by CJ on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:23:00 PST

I love all these "hot girls" that send me requests on here.

Please, keep sending me adds. I love to just laugh at all the idiots that fall for it on your friends list and the ones that leave you pathetic comments are even better.
Posted by CJ on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:46:00 PST

Justice Pt. 2

I some how got really lucky and scored 3 tickets to the Justice show in March. The story about how I got lucky on getting the tickets. I found about the show via Myspace. I was very excited when I re...
Posted by CJ on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:02:00 PST

JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTICEEEEEEEEE!

If I gotta go by myself. Fuck it. I will see you there, sweetheart. ...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:20:00 PST

CONTRA 4

But, no 2nd player to kill those damn aliens with. :( I guess. I will just have to step my game up. This game is definitely, not for pussies. Update: I have beat the game on my own. Fuck yeah!...
Posted by CJ on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:01:00 PST

Sunday.

I don't see any snow. The weathermen sure did fuck up. I'm glad. I got two new dvds for myself tomorrow. I love buying christmas presents for people. For every gift I buy for someone. I buy three...
Posted by CJ on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:44:00 PST

Never Disappointed

I just got my copy of the live CKY DVD. It's fucking awesome. www.ckyshop.com If you never seen them live before. This is a great way to see them....
Posted by CJ on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:08:00 PST